Cover obviously isn't mine it's straight up a screenshot from the anime and I obviously don't own on Hunter X Hunter
In my own words the story is kind of like JJBA battle tendency meets some weird dark romance.
THIS IS NOT A CROSSOVER STORY.
I'm ver...
"Wait a second" I looked Neferpitou in the eyes and asked "I have a very important question for you. My coat, what happened to it"
"I threw it at you, it's probably still in the hall" Pitou explained, leading me out of the room.
I slipped my coat on "Oh yeah that's better"
"Inspector gadget theme starts playing"'Phone' I started padding down my coat.
Neferpitou took a phone out of her pocket 'MF what?' "Sorry no one by that name lives here" She answered hanging up.
"Did you steal my phone?" I asked putting on a fake smile. "And can I have it back"
"That's ridiculous why would I do that?" 'She's being sarcastic right?'
"Because you put the maniac in kleptomaniac cat" I explained. (If my cat had an understanding of what stealing was I'm sure they would be Kleptomaniacs(One time my cat stole half of my goddamn sandwich(stupid fucking cat I hope you die alone in the cold vacuum of space)))
"I'm a kleptomaniac because I took one thing" Pitou retorted.
"You stole my hat, you stole my phone, and you stole my sunglasses" I started listing off as much as I could remember.
"Fine I stole a few things but you can't have them back" She then put on my sunglasses. (I should have said "Your heart")
"Is it a good guess to say that you won't give me my phone back?" I asked.
"It is a good guess" She padded my head. 'Plan B then.' I went off to find Bizeff's room so I could use his phone. "Where are we going?"
"I need something from Bizeff" I responded leading her. We were only a few minutes away from Bizeff. "Bizeff I need your phone" I knocked on his door
He opened the door and threw his phone at me before muttering something about being quick and shutting the door
"Thanks" I said. I started dialling my Dirks number.
"WELL come BacK ValUed CusTOMer" Dirk was using his soundboard to speak to clients. (He's doing a jacket Hotline Miami/Payday 2)
"Dirk, it's me I'm using someone else's phone to call you back mine was taken" I was speaking in English so Pitou wouldn't understand. (Not Japanese)
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" Dirk was Freaking out. (Orangutang)
"Alright calm down and tell me what happen slowly" I asked. (Not Japanese)
"Calmer Orangutang noises" he responded.
"What are you saying?" Neferpitou asked. (Japanese)
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN FIRE!" I yelled at the phone. (Not Japanese)
