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___________________________________"River, let's go." I groaned, pulling the covers off her head. We was suppose to be at the party half an hour ago but this idiot won't get out of bed.
I feel slightly bad for her since she came into my room last night after one of her nightmares. Hence why she didn't really get much sleep last night.
She stayed in my bed for the whole night and I surprisingly didn't mind at all.
"Five more minutes." She mumbled, pulling the covers back over her head.
"You said that half an hour ago now get the fuck up." I sighed, pulling the covers away from her again.
She groaned and got out of bed, glaring at me. I've come to the realisation that she hates being woken up. But I can't take her seriously when she looks like an angry teletubbie.
"I hope you fall in a ditch." She grumbled, walking over to the bathroom.
"That's such a mean thing to say." I said, wiping the fake tear from my eye.
"Cry me a river," She paused, turning to me with a grin on her face, "see what I did there?"
I roll my eyes, shaking my head, "Get out." I push her into the bathroom and slam the door shut.
She's too funny. Note the sarcasm.
Not even a minute later the bathroom door flew open and out she came wearing her bra and underwear with a panicked look on her face. "Ace!" She yelled, hiding behind me.
I sighed, looking down at her and also openly checking her out, "What now?"
"There's a fat ass spider in there. I shit you not it's the size of my whole fucking hand." She said, gasping for air afterwards.
"Sounds like a you problem." I said, moving to the side.
"I'll make it a we problem in a minute." She gritted out.
I scoff, "Just go in. It won't kill you."
"Kill it first." She said, pushing me towards the bathroom door. This woman has killed people with her bare hands but is scared of a fucking spider.
I roll my eyes and walk into the bathroom coming in contact with a small ass spider. Is this girl for real right now?
Once I get rid of the spider, I walk back over to her, "It's gone."
Hesitantly, she walked over to the bathroom and then she looked over at me, grinning.
"Still a bitch."
"Says the one who is scared of spiders." I scoff, rolling my eyes.
She closes the door and yells on the other side of it, "Go fuck yourself Del Rosso."
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Romance[COMPLETED] Book 1 in the Del Rosso series ____________________________________________ "I have three words for you Ace Del Rosso. I hate you." ____________________________________________ River Arccadi is the Spanish mafia Donna and has been ind...