UA Staff chat vs tired college student

Another spetchal bc polotiks

ALL THE TRIGGER WARNINGS BC AMERICAS POLITICAL CLIMATE IS A SHIT SHOW-

Aizu = Author is just gonna be the same person, basically just me, sorry to all those that don't got ovaries bc in this one, Aizu is gonna have ovaries

Lets get this shit on the road-

UAStaff & Others:

Aizu:
Mkay-
So I got a question

BroccoliBrother:
What?

BIRBY:
Ignoring your breakdown
last time we spoke?

Author:
What breakdown? :)

Therapist:
Told you they would ignore it

Vlampire:
I got my shit rocked just for them
to do nothing and shove it in
the back of the closet

MomNight:
What's the question
lovely god-child of mine?

Aizu:
How does one be a stereotypical
woman?

BroccoliBrother:
Why in the name of RatGod
do you need to know that?

Author:
Cheeto dust won the election

BIRBY:
oh-

BrickBoi:
And this somehow relates to
being a stereotypical woman?

Aizu:
There's this not-so-fun
thing called Project 2025
that they've been working 
on for years and will very 
likely be trying to put it into place

SharpShooter:
Ion wanna ask,
but I will-
What's that?

Author:
Basically their plan to
whitewash the country
back to like the 60's-80's
family situation, oh and
target minorities, immigrants,
and the entire fuckin LGBT community

BIRBY:
Fuck-

RatGod:
Do be safe 

Dadzawa:
Child, don't die

AllMight:
Do be safe

Aizu:
squint

AllMight:
I am literally in your
head and you're still
going to hate me?

Author:
I moderately dislike you
but am doing my best

Therapist:
Well, there has been significant
progress, they haven't outright
attacked you at all

AllMight:
...
I'll take it

DadMic:
Aside from that-
What's your plan kiddo?

Aizu:
Well, if the laws targeting
the LGBT community are passed
then violence towards the LGBT
community will likely skyrocket

Dadzawa:
God I hate people.

BroccoliBrother:
So we're going stealth mode?

Author:
Yep! I had put off getting my
haircut because I was the big sad

BIRBY:
As one does

Therapist:
.

BIRBY:
Nevermind-

Aizu:
Since my hair is now more of a
fem length I'm gonna bleach the
color out of it so I'm just blonde

SharpShooter:
The death of the hair color
and the androgynous haircut
two in one