nine: we're in a fanfic

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You unblocked the contact "maybe Jake"

maybe Jake
Are you really gonna do that every single time?

Yunhyo
Won't if you behave 

maybe Jake
Sometimes I wonder who's the older one here 

Yunhyo
Listen
Can we meet?
Irl 

maybe Jake
We'Re LiKe CoMpLeTe StRaNgErS
ArE yOu EvEn In YoUr RiGhT mInD
WhAt If YoU'rE sOmE pEdO gRaNdPa 

Yunhyo
YoU'lL jUsT hAvE tO bElIeVe Me Ig
What school do you go to 

maybe Jake
And why should I tell 

Yunhyo 
You get to meet me 
Don't you like me 
You get a friend who's not lame 

maybe Jake
Fair enough 
I go to Westlane High

Yunhyo
No you don't
I would've seen you by now 

maybe Jake 
Whaaaaat
You go there too 
What is this, a fucking fanfic?

Yunhyo 
Ofcourse it is 
And lmao look at you cursing 

maybe Jake 
You're not lying right??
Cause I've never met someone outside the school who goes to that school 

Yunhyo 
What even 
Almost every person I know goes to that school

maybe Jake
...are you sire we go to the same school
*sure

Yunhyo 
I only know one Westlane High and it's the one I go to 
Wait you're 17 ryght 
Do you perhaps know a Min Suyoung or a Park Jay 

maybe Jake 
Never heard 
There's like 5 Suyoung's in every class and idk any English dude besides myself 
I never talk to anyone besides my two friends so
Maybe yk them? Have you heard of Lee Heeseung or Nishimura Riki?
Riki is your age 

Yunhyo
Nope
Dk them either 
Could you maybe send me a pic of yourself-?

maybe Jake
Please don't sell me on a site or smth 

Yunhyo 
Wtf no
You DO sound like a pedo grandpa, yk  

maybe Jake 
But I don't look like one 

maybe Jake sent an image, tap to view
maybe Jake sent an image, tap to view

maybe Jake 
Your turn now

Yunhyo 
...
That's not you 
There's no way in hell or heaven that's you 
You're not that
You don't look like that

maybe Jake 
But I do??

Yunhyo 
I have a friend who basically follows every ulzzang 
I'm gonna send your pic to him and ask 
You just stole someone's pics online Sunoo will recognize the person immediately 

maybe Jake 
Girl I ain't fooling anybody 
Thanks for calling me beautiful tho 

Yunhyo 
I never did

maybe Jake 
You called me an ulzzang it's practically the same thing 

Yunhyo
Shit 
Okay bye tho gotta do a check 

maybe Jake 
Byw bye 
I showed you my face don't block me this time 

Yunhyo
:)

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