Shouldn't I be in hell??? [Rimuru x male Reader]

meme chapter cuz I am burnt out.

I am out of ideas so here's a chapter courtesy of incorrect quotes generator.

Rimuru: What does 'take out' mean?
Regulus: Food.
Gospel: Dating
Reinhardt: Murder
Elsa: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

Rimuru: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Regulus: Several traffic violations.
Gospel: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Reinhardt: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Elsa: Also, that’s not our car.

Rimuru: Bye Regulus! Bye Gospel! Bye Reinhardt! Bye Elsa! Bye Regulus!
Gospel: You said ‘bye Regulus’ twice.
Rimuru: I like Regulus.

Rimuru: HELP! I TOLD REGULUS I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Gospel, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

Rimuru, trying to ask Regulus out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Gospel: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

Rimuru: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Raphael: You were flirting with Regulus
Rimuru: So what? He is my partner.
Raphael: You asked him if he was single.
Rimuru:
Raphael: And then you cried when he said he wasn't

Rimuru: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Raphael: Just rip the bandage off.
Rimuru: It’s Regulus.
Raphael: Put the bandage back on

Rimuru, holding a snake: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Raphael: You did WHAT–
Regulus: William Snakepeare

Rimuru: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Raphael: Rimuru no.
Regulus: Mistlefoe.
Raphael: Please stop encouraging her

Rimuru: If Raphael and I were drowning, who would you save?
Regulus: You two can’t swim?
Raphael: It’s a hypothetical question, Regulus! who would you save?
Regulus: my time and effort

Rimuru: Time for plan G.
Raphael: Don’t you mean plan B?
Rimuru: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Veldora: What about plan D?
Rimuru: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Reinhardt: What about plan E?
Rimuru: I’m hoping not to use it. Diablo dies in plan E.
Regulus: I like plan E.

'Can I copy the homework?'
Rimuru: I can help you with it!
Raphael: Yeah, sure.
Regulus: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Reinhardt: lol nope.
Diablo: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Veldora: *Read 5:55pm*

Rimuru: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Gospel: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Regulus?
Regulus: Probably “road work ahead”.
Raphael: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

Rimuru: Raphael, I'm sad.
Raphael: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Regulus: Gospel, I'm sad.
Gospel, nodding: mood.

Rimuru: let's synchronize our watches!!
Raphael: I don't know how to do that
Gospel: I don't wear watches
Regulus: Time is just a construct.

Rimuru, Raphael, and Regulus are sitting on a bench
Gospel: Why do you guys look so sad?
Rimuru: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Gospel sits down*
Raphael: The bench is freshly painted.

Rimuru: Can I be frank with you guys?
Raphael: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Regulus: Can I still be Regulus?
Gospel: Shh, let Frank speak.

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Rimuru: Shit.
Raphael: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Regulus: OH MY GOD GOSPEL FELL OFF!!!

Raphael Truth or dare?
Rimuru: Dare
Raphael: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Rimuru: Hey Gospel
Gospel, blushing: Yeah?
Raphael: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Regulus

Rimuru: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Raphael: >:O language
Regulus: Yeah watch your fucking language
Gospel: OKAY WHO TAUGHT REGULUS THE FUCK WORD?
Diablo: 'The fuck word'.
Veldora: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Regulus: Oh my god they censored it
Diablo: Say fuck, Veldora.
Regulus: Do it, Veldora. Say fuck.

Kay that's it for this chapter Imma dissapear now.