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Woody x Blocky - Internet Stardom

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yeah yeah yeah look at me go
i keep forgetting to tag and i feel bad so i might just stop doing that-
this is probably gonna be the happiest oneshot i write in a while so bask in it my children
anyway, this is basically all fluff so enjoy it!
or else 🔫👁👁

!!!WARNING!!!

This oneshot contains:

Mentions of homophobia

3rd POV

"Hey guys! For a prank..."

Every video started off the same way, an introduction, a prank and a sign off. Something about that seemed to encapsulate Blocky's viewers as the simplicity and familiarity of it was something refreshing on the platform. Next thing they knew, Blocky's Funny Doings was internet famous.

Woody had been a viewer since day one. After his senior classmate had loudly announced it to the classroom, he thought he'd give the channel a shot. Like many others, he was infatuated with the uniqueness of each video which always contained just enough relativity to previous videos so Woody always felt involved. Over time, his relationship with Blocky grew, the two going from friends to lovers. However, a thought always occupied his mind.

Over years of watching and attending his meet and greets, Woody had never gotten his autograph.

Sure, some may consider it stupid. He was dating one of the biggest internet stars after all! What good was an autograph? However, something about seeing people have something from his boyfriend that he never managed to get irked him.

So there he was, sitting in his shared room with Blocky, debating the idea with his friends. Blocky had gone out to see possible collaboration opportunities, so it was just Woody and his pals.

"You should just tell him! Communication is good in a relationship." Balloony remarked, Cloudy nodding along.

"Yeah! You've just gotta be super upfront about it!"

Woody made a noise of hesitation at Nickel's advice.

A gentle knock at the door startled Woody, Balloony went up to open it.

"Hello?"

"Oh, Balloony? I was looking for Blocky."

At the door stood Eraser, Pen and Snowball behind him.

"Oh uh, he's not here right now."

"Ah, okay."

The four stood awkwardly by the doorway.

"...Can we still come in though?" Pen hesitantly asked.

Woody nodded happily, he felt he needed as much advice on this as he could get.

The three boys settled in, sitting either on or beside Blocky's empty bed.

"So what are you guys talking about?"

Snowball's metallic voice stung Woody's ears, but he strived to press forward without having a meltdown.

"Woody wants to get Blocky's autograph but isn't sure how to!"

The three newcomers looked at one another in thought, Balloony and Cloudy quietly conversed with one another.

"Just ask him! He won't mind!" Eraser suggested with a chuckle.

Woody squeezed his hands between his thighs in a form of relieving stress. As he made a noise of dejection, Nickel shifted over with a smile.

"Blocky likes you plenty! You shouldn't worry about it! Like Balloony said, communication is important."