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Test Tube x Fan - cause i won't go to your party/but you tell me it's okay

A/N

this is gonna be a silly one
i've recently fallen in love with the story Teamwork is a skill we lack by 
so this is kinda based on that
but no spoilers since you should read it yourself!!!
okay let's get into it

also, he/they pronouns for fan :>

!!WARNING!!

This oneshot contains:

Mild Gore (not in too much description tho)

Major Injury i suppose...

Death (but only the bad guy)

Angst

3rd POV

Fan was terrified, to say the very least. This was his first proper hero thing on his own! If they messed this up, they'd mess up their entire future!

But it's okay – it wasn't even that big of a deal! I mean, why would it be a big deal? They weren't much of a big deal. The world would most likely forget about him and move on, especially if this wasn't too much of a spectacle! Yeah, that would be ni-

"Well, if it isn't the paperboy themselves?"

Oh, of course it had to be her.

Long flowing lab coat, fluorescent green hair, and those glistening glasses. Test Tube – the maddest scientist in town – was Fan's first solo mission.

"T-Test Tube, you won't g-get away with this!" Fan threatened, something which the scientist only cackled at.

"Oh, yes I will, paperboy! Who are you to stop me after all?"

With that, she stepped backwards and jumped off the building, zooming over to town square on a green and white hoverboard. Utilising his ability of flight, Fan followed close behind.

"You d-don't have to do this, literally! Genuinely, what are you gaining from this?"

Test Tube stopped mid air, tossing what looked to be a glass ball of bubbling, neon acid in her hand idly.

"Notoriety, duh, and enjoyment."

With that, she ducked into the streets, Fan stumbling to follow her immediately after. People screamed as she threw the 'bombs' about, despite the fact that no one had been hit.

"Stop!" Fan shouted as they tackled her to the pavement.

Her hoverboard snapped, electric crackles emanating dangerously close to where the two were wrestling on the floor.

"Let go of me!" she shouted while thrashing about.

Fan still held her down however, reaching into his back pocket for the restraints that he kept with him.

This was it. They were about to put this villain where she belonged! Paintbrush and Lightbulb were gonna be so prou-

Fan screamed as an acid bomb smashed into his side. Being flung into a wall by the force of the impact caused the hero to slowly lose his grip on consciousness. That was, until the pain began to kick in. As he looked to his abdomen, he realised that the acid had burned through the upper piece of his outfit and was now eating away at his skin. In a panic, they shakily stumbled to their feet and ran into a nearby convenience store, desperately searching for supplies.

—

"Golly, where did they go?"

As the smoke cleared, Test Tube found that Fan was nowhere in sight. What was the point of terrorising the city if no one was there to stop you? She groaned, awkwardly roaming around the streets as people cowered behind buildings. She swore she'd thrown them into the bank's back wall, but they weren't there. With a sigh, she pulled out a silly looking device.