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Salt x Pepper - i'll make you mine/you make me insane

A/N

this is kinda a side project i can do if i wanna re-inspire myself
sorta a rewrite of that one yandere salt x pepper fic i wrote so like yeah
But then........... Someone actually requested a murderous pepper fic sooo-
I'm sorta expanding on what i previously wrote, hence the late introduction of the third requested character
hope you enjoy!!

!!WARNING!!

This oneshot contains:

Murder

Death

Suicidal Thoughts/Suicide Attempts

Angst (kinda a given at this point)

Implied self-mutilation/self-harm (not in detail)

A lot of blood

Mild gore

Self-Hate

Censored Swearing

3rd POV

Two smiles – she was holding hands with Salt; how sweet. Blood tasted like iron though, and Pepper didn't like the taste. So she backed away from the disfigured body of her victim.

"Knife Smith was found dead in a back alley just a couple blocks down from his school. He was stabbed twenty-three times by the perpetrator, but was ultimately killed due to being asphyxiated. It is believed that he saw the killer in his last moments." Pepper mocked.

She kicked his limp body with a bag-covered boot, smirking as it softly stirred the puddle of his own blood. She kneeled down, close to his pale face as she admired the expression of horror he held.

"The killer left their calling card, a carving of two people holding hands under a love heart. Knife was considered a bully at his school, but ultimately a kind friend at heart. It was a shame he made Salt so happy after class today – poor guy never saw it coming."

Pepper leaned forward, lifting his chin with the kitchen knife that she'd stabbed him with.

"You're such a bad friend Knife. Now Pickle's gonna have to deal with two of his crushes leaving him. I suppose you get a free pass though, since it was against your will."

She stood back up again, twirling her blade in her hand and casting Knife's dead body one last glance.

"See ya later f*cker."

With that, the murderer left the scene.

—

"Oh, OJ~!"

Pepper was starting to get sick of the same thing happening every day. No matter how many people went missing, or turned up dead, Salt's attention never wavered from OJ.

OJ was untouchable. He was this grand figure that Salt praised like a god, but he was so basic. Plain, ginger, average, school captain, and very, very gay. Pepper thought Salt would get the hint after his huge coming out speech during pride month, but nooo, it could never be that easy for Pepper.

Pepper would've killed him, however there was... another factor at play.

"Oh, sorry Salt. OJ's heading to a meeting right now. It's best to try and talk to him tomorrow, sorry!"

There was Paper as well.

Paper and Pepper were... acquainted you could say. They were the best of friends in primary school, and Pepper had made him aware of her tendencies when it came to jealousy. He promised he wouldn't rat her out, so long as he was never involved, and she wouldn't lay a finger on OJ. So that made everything a lot more difficult, but Pepper was always a fan of a challenge.