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Lollipop and Taco| Our Specialties

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Spy AU
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Humanised

Lollipop's POV

I sighed when the alarm began to ring again. I got my gear and headed outside to be assigned my mission. "Hello everyone. This is a vey serious task so we only need the top two in each section present." I chuckled when Fries shot me a death glare. I was number one in the Resources Department after all. Yellow face was second while he was a measly third.

I smiled smugly when I saw Barf Bag and Taco stay back for the Guarding Department. We were all close friends so we enjoyed working together. "Someone has taken over the main building in the middle of the city. We need you to sneak in there without ANYONE noticing you." Everyone agreed as boss explained further. We all spilt off into the groups we were assigned to.

Obviously I was with Barf Bag and Taco as boss knew we worked the best together. We all discussed ideas on what to do and settled on a pretty solid plan. Since I had worked it the Stealth and Defence Department for two years each, I was in charge of getting around the building without getting noticed or hurt.

Taco worked in the Technology department for three years so she was in charge of disabling the technological side of things.Barf Bag had quite a history with chemicals and architecture so she'd be working on formulas that wouldn't destroy the building but would hurt people. She was going to put those things in bullets. We all shook hands and began to prepare.

We have two weeks till our raid.

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Fries' mission with Yellow Face and Donut miserably failed. They were all injured quite badly but they were all in stable condition. Firey, Leafy, Coiny and Pin went but Firey raged at Leafy which almost made her destroy the building. Leafy is one of the most experienced and strong fighters we have after all.

Barf Bag came up with a few formulas and she's currently testing them. Taco found out how to get into the mainframe and is currently working on an antivirus for the one that the bad guys made. Meanwhile I am still calculating many alternative routes into the building.

Only a week and a half till our raid.

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All of the raids to get in have been failing. Security is much stronger than we expected. Three raids tried and failed. I visited Fries in the hospital the other day. Sure, we hate each other but that doesn't mean we can't check up on each other. He said the security was unbelievably huge and that most key places were guarded really well.

I made a lot more routes around the building and I was also requesting supplies from the Support Department. Taco has been hacking all the other security and the guards walkie talkies. Barf Bag is going quite well with the chemicals and all she needs to do is put them in the bullets and coat the knives.

Only one week till our raid.

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Things aren't working out as we thought. They amped up the security and all the raids have failed. The things from the Support Department have arrived however and they work very well! I've mapped out a few more routes with information from the past raiders. Taco's been blocked out of the system and is trying to get back in. Barf Bag's been making more of the formula just for extra caution.

Half a week till the raid.

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I took a deep breath and slipped on my gloves. Today was the big day. I made my way to Taco's office to see her and Barf Bag working on their final touches. "All ready?" They both nodded and grabbed their stuff. I smiled as we mad our way to the mission room.

"You all ready?" We all nodded as we were sent on the next trip to the main city.

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There we were, crawling through the vents of the biggest building in the city. Possibly being stalked by the security. I took a deep breath and continued forward. "We're here." I whispered. Barf Bag and Taco got their stuff ready before slipping down. "All clear." She whisper shouted to me. I smiled and jumped down carefully. "Let's go." We snuck through some of the corridors unnoticed.

"Oi! Stop right there." There stood a huge, bulky man in front of the control room. "Or what?" I asked smugly. He growled and pounced at me, leaving the others to hack into the controls safely. He got out a dagger and attempted to stab my chest I quickly dodged and tasered him. "Don't bring a dagger to a taser fight."

He groaned before attempting to stab me again. I quickly dodged his moves while making sure he couldn't see the control room. "Ugh this isn't working." He barked. He then pulled out a syringe and stabbed it into his arm. Before long his eyes were glowing an eerie blue. "Let's finish this off brat." I smiled and got into fighting stance.

"Bring it on."

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At this point I had stabbed him three times and he had merely scratched me. He was still going though. I was surprised when became more erratic with his movements, making them less predictable. Before I could register what was happening, I was pinned to a wall with a dagger placed by my arm. The man pressed lightly on my skin but applied more and more pressure as I struggled to leave his grasp.

I hissed with pain when the blade broke through the skin. He brought the dagger back. "Say goodbye to your arm pretty." My eyes widened. I couldn't do anything, I felt so vulnerable. He made the move and swung the blade around halfway through my bone before.

Bang!

The man dropped the blade before falling to the floor. Behind him stood my two best friends Barf Bag and Taco. "We're all done here. Let's take you to the hospital." I smiled weakly at the as the walked towards me. Taco gently wrapped the wound and put a splint on it. "Let's go now!" They helped me up and I heard sirens ring from the bottom level before I blacked out.

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"We're here!" I heard someone sing as Taco ran into my hospital room. I waved to her with my left hand. They ended up having to amputate my other one because they couldn't do much. Barf Bag followed a lot further behind as she held a small basket. "We got you a present!" Barf Bag said with a smile. She gave me the basket and I carefully opened it to see two eyes staring right back at me.

"You got me a cat?!" She laughed gently. I laughed as I petted the gentle creature. It purred lovingly. I hugged it the best I could and I looked at the two with tears in my eyes. "You guys are the bestest friends I could ever ask for!"

Yaaaaaay
So many more things to go
And I still have the QnA!
You can ask me questions btw
And I also came out to my friend!
I am Bisexual, panromantic and pangender!
So yeah!
There's a bit about me!
Anyways...
I wrote this really late at night so please tell me any issues
I hope this is okay though!
See you later guys, gals and non- binary pals!
Peace out!