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dearest soggy n*pple

tw/cw: joking about seggsy time

♡

dearest soggy nipple ✿

i am currently in english writing this bc i keep thinking of stuff i want to tell u so i figured if i write it down i can't forget :]

do you remember that time you fell off of your chair in comp science and dre started playing the eastenders theme tune? i was j thinking about that and it was making me laugh, now bads glaring at me for not paying attention.

also did u ever ask george about how his 'platonic' date with dream went???

heeps of love and cuddles, @karljacobs ☺

ps. bad just called me a naughty muffin, do we think this is a kink????

jacobs,

idk if you wanted me to reply to your love note irl but i figured putting one back in your locker was much more classy and poetic.

yes. bad is definitely one kinky mf, can't convince me otherwise.

also i did ask georgie porgie and he said they cuddled 'platonically' and watched high school musical 3 (which is stupid cause we all know 2 is better).

also yes i remember that but i prefer not to talk about it...

from sappy

dearest soggy nipple,

i completely forgotten that i had ever written you a letter but i enjoyed your response v much.

2 is obviously better, they're dumb.

we should have platonic sex ;)

from your bestie kar kar ✿

karl,

shut up. take me to dinner first jeez *eye roll*

from nick >:D

to my sappy nappy

fr? cause highkey i'll take you out for pizza tomorrow afternoon on a "platonic" date like dream and george...

from ur secret admirer ⍤

i don't know if ur joking or if ur actually hitting on me cause i came out as ･:*:･ﾟ★ a couple of days ago but lowkey take me babygirl, if u were joking then we pretend i never said this okay?!