Funni stuff

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scene 1

william is chopping down a tree while rimuru was beside him after the axe got through he took out the roots as the tree is still floating

Rimuru:...wha? THAT DOESN'T EVEN FIT THE LAWS OF PHYSICS

William: yes, i know it doesn't fit any laws of physics but I never really studied law

Scene 2

William and just404 were currently in a room they were tied back to back with truth gas filling the room

just404:what the fuck is this?!

William:it seems like truth gas being released in the room

Just404:oh you just fuckin' guess that huh?

William:then ask me a personal question!

Just404:does rimuru ever fuck you in the ass?

William:heh, yeah. WAIT. FUCK, why the fuck did you ask that?!

Just404:hah! knew it!

Scene 3

Just 404 appeared in a fancy room

Just404:what the fuck!?

suddenly piano music playes at it revealed that it was william playing the piano

Just404:what? willaim? is this one of your shitty pranks?

William: it is no prank, bitch" william said in a fancy voice while giving just404 the middle finger

Just404:william? why are you speaking like that?

William:because you, my precious bitch boy

Just404:enough!

William:are tripping BAALLSS

scene 4

Just 404 is sick and asked william for medicine william then gave him a tablet

Just404:what is this?

William:it's vitamin B

just 404 swallowed it

Just 404:what does B stand for?

William:Balls

scene 5

William: why can't I have one?!

Rimuru: You just can't!!

William:c'mon!! I wanna try it!

Rimuru:no!

William: doesn't it taste good?! why aren't you allowing me to have one!

Rimuru:because, creampie isn't a type of pie!!!!!

Scene 6

William is in a doctor's coat as he was in front of patients

?:so... how is he?

William: I'm afraid... of ghosts. and no he'll die in a few weeks

Scene 7

william is in a news room station thingy as he read the teleprompter

William: coming up! quintuplets born in hayate general store!!" he said in a cheery tone "oh is that supposed to be burn?" he squinted his eyes as he then said in a sad tone "coming up... quintuplets burn in hayate general store..."

scene 8

Rimuru was walking through town as he heard a warrior's roar it was william running through the city with a stick on his right hand in the air as hundreds of thousands of chickens followed him rimuru was about to laugh hysterically because of the insane situation but william made it worse as he yelled

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