*text message*
Lola<=3: Only you would stop a whole fucking show for a hairbrush.
Lucyfurrxoxo: I beg to differ.
-Also... how the fuck do you know about that?
-You got spies on my crew?
-Bert?
-Bert!
Lola<=3: Sorry I was thinking about whether or not to lie.
Lucyfurrxoxo: So you do?
Lola<=3: I didn't say that.
-Maybe the lie would be to tell you that I do have spies.
Lucyfurrxoxo: But you must have if you catching hairbrush news in LA.
Lola<=3: Or you're failing to consider any other options.
Lucyfurrxoxo: What other options are there?
Lola<=3: When it comes to me?
The possibilities are endless, baby.
Lucyfurrxoxo: You're fucking hopeless.
Lola<=3: So long as I'm not useless.
Lucyfurrxoxo: Well to me right now you are.
Lola<=3: 💔
-So that's how you talk to me while I stay at home so you can work?
Lucyfurrxoxo: Yeah, when you're being difficult.
Lola<=3: I'm always being difficult.
-That's why you like me.
-You're a piece'a cake.
Lucyfurrxoxo: Oh?
Lola<=3: Oh yeah.
-Eazy Peazy, Pumpkin Peazy.
Lucyfurrxoxo: 🙄 Wow.
Lola<=3: Come get your room service.
Lucyfurrxoxo: What?
-What???
-Dude.
-Don't fuck with me.
Lola<=3: Come
-Get
-Your
-Room
-Service
Lucyfurrxoxo: What the fuck does that mean?
Lola<=3: 🤦🏼♂️
Lucyfurrxoxo: Bert, don't mess with my feelings.
Lola<=3: Just don't walk in here with Ray or your brother.
I'm already naked.
Lucyfurrxoxo: 😶
-You fuck.
-You sneaky fuck.
-You sexy sneaky fuck.
Lola<=3: You can use that in the next song you write about me.
Lucyfurrxoxo: Wait.
-Why is only Ray and Mikey a problem?
-So I can walk in there with Frank?
Lola<=3: I don't give a fuck if Frank sees my glorious body.
-Mikey's your brother and I don't feel like Big Dick Toro should see my penis.
Lucyfurrxoxo: True.
-True.
-I guess you gotta point there.
Lola<=3: How far from the hotel are you?
Lucyfurrxoxo: Still wrapping up with the guys. But I told them I can't hang around long tonight.
Lola<=3: Tell them. Tell them you gotta hot date.
Lucyfurrxoxo: You're silly.
Lola<=3: Tell them.
Lucyfurrxoxo: No.
Lola<=3: Why?
Lucyfurrxoxo: Cause they don't have to know everything about my life.
Lola<=3: This feel familiar to you?
Lucyfurrxoxo: A little.
Lola<=3: Wanna play a game?
Lucyfurrxoxo: Maybe.
Lola<=3: Okay I'll put my clothes back on.
-I won't smell like booze, piss and cigarettes but I can pretend to be passed out on the bed cause I been waiting for you.
Lucyfurrxoxo: I love you.
-I really fuckin love you.
Lola<=3: To death.
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.because you stop the noise
Fanfiction2006 - 2020 So this is an alternative reality for Bert, Gerard and Frank. If we can pretend for a second that everything after 'Especially a Fucking Knife' never happened and this new history was written, then we can have some fun. I wrote a shortfi...
