Lucyfurrxoxo: Would you say that you're submissive and breedable?
Lola<=3: Excuse me?
Lucyfurrxoxo: *reply to text* "Would you say that you're submissive and breedable?"
Lucyfurrxoxo: ^
Lola<=3: I'm not blinde, Gerard. I don't know what the fuck you're saying.
Lucyfurrxoxo: How?
Lola<=3: How what?
Lucyfurrxoxo: How do you not know what I'm saying?
Lola<=3: Because you're speaking 'Gerard'.
Lucyfurrxoxo: Ugh. You're ignorant. Nevermind.
Lola<=3: Currently rereading Ulysses. Aren't you supposed to be working on your cartoons?
Lucyfurrxoxo: Comics.
Lola<=3: Uh huh.
Lucyfurrxoxo: Doing research, dickhead.
Lucyfurrxoxo: Just answer my question.
Lola<=3: Why does your 'so called' research always lead you to shit like this?
Lucyfurrxoxo: Did you Google it?
Lola<=3: No.
Lucyfurrxoxo: You did didn't you?
Lola<=3: I did not. But from my extensive knowledge of coitus aka intercourse aka sexy time... I concluded that breedable is related to one's willingness to recieve semen into one's person.
Lucyfurrxoxo: That did not sound like it came straight off the 🕸 at all.
Lola<=3: So you're asking if I'm willing to take dick and get semen all up in my cave of wonders? Cause... that's a stupid question.
Lucyfurrxoxo: Yeah but would you admit to it?
Lola<=3: I do! Any chance I get. Told the barista at your favorite coffee place jizzzt this morning.
Lucyfurrxoxo: You did NOT!
Lucyfurrxoxo: BERT!
Lola<=3: But it's a lie. You take more dick and semen than I do.
Lucyfurrxoxo: Taking dick does not make me submissive. You are submissive.
Lola<=3: But you get bred.
Lucyfurrxoxo: But...
Lola<=3: And you like it.
Lucyfurrxoxo: But...
Lola<=3: No buts, only your butt. Wet and full of my babies.
Lucyfurrxoxo: Jesus.
Lola<=3: Wanna?
Lucyfurrxoxo: Yeah.
Lucyfurrxoxo: But what about Ulysses?
Lola<=3: I lied. I was reading one of your cartoons.
Lucyfurrxoxo: Ugh. Dick!
Lola<=3: In our bed. Come and get it.
YOU ARE READING
.because you stop the noise
Fanfiction2006 - 2020 So this is an alternative reality for Bert, Gerard and Frank. If we can pretend for a second that everything after 'Especially a Fucking Knife' never happened and this new history was written, then we can have some fun. I wrote a shortfi...
