Just the Way you Are

Don't you dare Pity Me

From my BTH Bingo collection. :)

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Out in the field

'Ooh, I feel really-' Granger said.

'Don't even say it, don't say you feel bad for me!' Hetty interrupted.

Hetty was doing an undercover op involving wearing a blonde wig, and it was really itchy.

'1 time I was dared to wear a hair piece, I looked so stupid in it.' Granger said.

'Hooray for you.' Hetty thought, grumpily.

The op was going okay, until there was a lot of noise over the comms.

'Hetty? Hetty!' Granger exclaimed.

'She's okay, got knocked to the ground, but she's okay.' Callen replied.

Hetty came back to the office and took a shower.

Her office

'Hey, undercover op blunders happen. You're not the only one who's made blunders'. Granger said, trying to make her feel better.

'Not interested in your pity at this moment.' Hetty replied, grumpily.

'1 time, I had to go undercover wearing these really tight pants. I had to chase after the suspect wearing those pants, I bent down to handcuff the guy, they ripped in the back.'

'Oh my...'

'Yeah, people saw, and everyone heard. It was 2 weeks before they would stop laughing about it.'

'That is, really embarrassing.' Hetty said.

Silence.

'It's not just that stupid itchy wig that is bugging me, it's that I should've suspected I was being made sooner. Remember the times our agents got made? It didn't exactly end with them just being knocked to the ground!' Hetty said.

'We're not perfect.' Granger said.

'I know. But, certain mistakes in our line of work can carry deep consequences.'

'Well, we also sometimes get lucky.'

Hetty sighed.

'Hey, how about when we get home, I try to make you feel better in the bedroom, sound good?' Granger offered.

'Sounds good. Not sure if it'll help though.' Hetty responded.

That night, in the bedroom

'That felt so good!' Hetty said, happy.

'Glad I still know how to make you happy.' Granger responded.