Leave the World on Read

Can you handle the heat? ( Topper Thornton x Reader )

I was hanging out with my boyfriend Topper, and our two friends Rafe and Kelce. The boys were playing video games against each other and had just finished the round Rafe winning the other two losing. However the novelty of winning had long since worn off considering they've been at this for like 2 hours. Rafe huffed and lightly flung his controller down, "All right, I'm bored of this, any suggestions?" He asked the room. "Don't know." Kelce shrugged. "Don't look at me, what about you babe?" I asked Topper drawing his attention from the pick up line book he was staring at on the bookshelf. "Um maybe." He drawled. "Well don't keep us in suspense." Rafe chided. "Well y/n babe, seeing that old stupid pick up book collecting dust on my shelf it got me to thinking, do you have any comebacks or ideas you use to defend yourself against idiots if I'm not there?" Topper asked, both Kelce and Rafe leaned in somewhat intrigued. "Oh yeah, tons, a whole arsenal." I smirk. "Can we hear them?" Topper asked. "Sure, but most of them are literally comebacks, so gentleman, give me your best lines." I challenge. "Oh this'll be fun." Kelce chuckled. I cracked my knuckles and made a bring it gesture. "I'll go first." Rafe volunteered. "Go for it." I encourage. "Here's a cliche, what's a beautiful thing like you doing here all by yourself?" Rafe spoke trying to put on his flirtiest tone. I said nothing waiting for him to repeat himself, it didn't take long. "I said wha-" I cut him off, "There's no need to repeat yourself, I ignored you just fine the first time." I replied sassily. The boys all chuckled. "Nice, my turn." Kelce gave a thumbs up preping himself before speaking," A pretty thing like yourself, needs some protection, it's dangerous out here." He tried to keep a straight face. I leaned into my hand pretending to be bored, "Oh I'm sorry I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it, please continue while I take notes." I rolled my eyes and flipped my hair. They snorted at that one. "Oh oh I've got one: It's your lucky night miss." Topper shot. I took a breath, "One universe, 8 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 196 different countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you." I deadpan. "OHHH BURN!" Rafe quips. "Here's another: I'm a prime example of the perfect man." Topper spits between chuckles. I raise my eyebrow "As Catherine the Great said If you can't be a good example then you'll have to be a terrible warning." I said without missing a beat. "Ooh a classy burn." Kelce snorts. "Okay y/n what if I was clearly a douchy frat bro type, got anything for that?" Rafe asked. "Oh multiple, I've met some pricks in my time, but you my dude, are a fucking cactus,  your parents may have told you, that you could be anything you wanted to be... but a douchebag wasn't what they meant. Oh and one of my personal favorites, 'just because you have a dick, doesn't mean you have to act like one." I grinned, the guys breaking out into raucous laughter. "OK ok what about, what about if the guy is being stupid or hardheaded?" Kelce asked. " Oh I've got a list for those guys too; 'sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than open it and remove all doubt." I began. They chuckled at that one. "Somewhere out there a tree is working very hard to replace the oxygen you consume, now go apologize to it." I acted like I was pointing out the door. That got a knee slap out of them. "Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear brighter until you hear them speak, or I've got 'don't let your mind wander, it's to small to be let out by itself.' and 'Do you feel light- headed? Because I'm pretty sure you've lost your god damn mind.' ohh or 'I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid, I really thought you already knew!' and 'you're not pretty enough to be this stupid' or perhaps 'you clearly have not been burdened by an overabundance of education' 'I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you' or umm oh 'As an outsider, what is your perspective on intelligence?' or maybe 'I'm guessing you're not a rocket scientist by profession?' and 'There's more intelligent life at the bottom of ponds.' or another one of my favorites, 'don't take yourself too seriously, no one else does." I listed out a few. "Oh those are gold, truly gold I might steal a few of those." Rafe wipes a tear of laughter off his face. "Girl you sassy sassy, got anymore?" Kelce comments. "A few more can't forget about appearance: 'I didn't realize someone can be annoying at first sight... until now! or the ever funny 'I'd love to insult you but I'm afraid I just wouldn't do as well as nature did!" I reeled back letting out peels of laughter giving Top a playful shove as the boys cracked up with me. Top slung his arm around my shoulders and pressed a kiss to my forehead" Well at least now I know you can handle pretty much anything someone throws at you." He said smiling.

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