just friends ; kenma k ✔️

truthfully, wholeheartedly

KUROO SENT A MESSAGE!

Today, 11:45 pm

kuroo
alright. kenma, tell the truth

are u fuckin y/n 🧍🏻

kenma
no.

keiji
truthfully.

wholeheartedly.

you are not fucking her?

kenma
i am not.

i mean we've fucked before but??

kuroo
ok cool so, EVIDENCE!

i left y'all alone for an hour.

maybe two

& i came back to both of you covered
in hickeys??

kenma
she came over like that & you didn't pay much attention to me anyway 🤷🏼‍♂️.

keiji
you don't pay much attention to kenma
most days so... sounds believable

kuroo
bro ur supposed to be on my side??

keiji
is there even rlly sides here? we're just asking dude if he's fucking our friend

kuroo
which he totally is

keiji
mmm idk

y/n has standards, no offense

kenma
me when i lie:

have u seen her exs 🧍🏼.

kuroo
sounds like jealousy to me

keiji
no sounds like he's right

bro it was alright when it was someone like Suna Rintarou... but Iwaizumi??

kenma
i've been telling her she should've went for oikawa since high school.

keiji
it collectively went downhill after that too

kuroo
didn't she get back w him 🧍🏻

kenma
YES.

YES DUDE.

DO YOU KNOW HOW PISSED I WAS?

kuroo
yeah u didn't talk to her for weeks 🧍🏻🧍🏻

keiji
LMAOO she called me crying about it once

it was kinda sad though..

kuroo
THEN WHY ARE YOU LAUGING

keiji
because it was also kinda funny

kenma
it's what her dumbass deserves.

anyway i forgave her like two weeks later.

kuroo
BC U COULDNT STAND HER CRYING

kenma
actually i like seeing her cry.

kuroo
fucjin' sadist

keiji
bro are u drunk?

kuroo
no, however

kenma
so yeah? ok cool.

keiji
mf just casually drinks without us??

kuroo
my bad 🙄

kenma
damn right ur bad.

u drink 24/7, share sometimes.

kuroo
i'll come over tmr & we can all drink, how ab that?

keiji
going out w bo tmr 🤷🏻‍♂️

kenma
yeah i'm hanging w/ y/n tmr.

kuroo
y'all r def fucimg

keiji
jfc

no wait what happened to that one girl

kenma
??????

keiji
uhhh fuck

i walked in on y'all fucking at a party

kenma
oh.

we don't talk like that anymore.

kuroo
i feel left out

kenma
few months back keiji walked in on me fucking some girl at ur halloween party.

we fucked a few times after but 🤷🏼‍♂️.

i've had better.

keiji
ur ruthless

kuroo
pure evil

sadist & evil

i liKe sEeiNg hEr cRy, iVe hAd bETtEr

kenma
i still do. i fucking love seeing her cry.

& i have.

keiji
prob turns u on

kenma
prob 🤷🏼‍♂️.

kuroo
ENOUGH

kenma
anyway now that y'all nosy asses have found out i'm NOT fucking our friend.

i'm gonna play minecraft. see ya.

keiji
see u

kuroo
i totally think u are.