(mostly Maxxie and natelle)
Noelle : you're being impossible, Natalia! you are not the girl I fell in love with!
Natalia : fine! then we'll just break up! and I'm taking Georgie!
Maxxie, pulling the monopoly board away from them : ...maybe we should stop playing
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Danny : hey, can we get mcdonald's
current mom : no we have food at home
Danny, wiping tears : I hate this fucking family
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Noelle : and how was your pasta?
Maxxie : absolutely delicious, send my compliments to the chef
Noelle : okay
*kitchen*
Noelle : HEY CHEF
Natalia : yeah?
Noelle : you got beautiful eyes
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Jayla : do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Maxxie?
Maxxie : no
Natalia : I do
Jayla : I know, Natalia
Natalia : I'm sad
Jayla : I know, Natalia
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Noelle : I fucking love girls
Natalia : in like a feminism way or a gay way?
Noelle : Y E S
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Natalia : and they were roommates
Maxxie : omg they were roommates
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Annika : there is only enough room in this family for one mentally unstable sibling, and I have held that title for a very long time, so Leo is going to have to get it together.
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Annika : so how was your first day at school?
Innessa : I think I accidentally joined a cult
Annika : ...so not good?
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Natalia : toss me my keys
Maxxie : *throws a printer*
Natalia : I said my keys
Maxxie : I thought you said printer!
Natalia : why the fuck would I say printer-
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Kidnapper : we have you daughter
Noella : but I don't have a daughter-
Kidnapper : she made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad, can you come pick her up?
Noelle : OH MY GOD THEY HAVE NAT
Kidnapper : I'm gonna be a painter
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her last owner : *existing, being a shit person*
Natalia, with his baseball bat : I'm about to end this man's whole fucking life
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words of advice from the Wilson-Haden family
Jayla : you're not a burden
Daniel : it's okay to ask for help
Natalia : murder is okay under the right circumstances
Maxxie : your feelings matter
