Jessica : this is my favorite shirt!
Jessica : we have so much in common
Jessica : we even have the same nemesis
Jessica : Tessa Campbell
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Mae : today, I'm gonna be teaching you how to face your fears
Mae : now the first step to facing your fears is-
*shirt falls off her dresser*
Mae : AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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Selena : ey what's up, boy?
Mae : DUDE YOU LOOK FIERCE TODAY AND WE LOVE IT
Selena : what are you doing?!
Mae : well if you get a boyfriend you won't have time for me dude
Selena :
Selena : WHAT DO YOU MEAN
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Jayla : in every group of friends, there's the dumb one
everyone : *points at Maxxie*
Maxxie : really?
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Danny : lemme see what you have!
Dexter *son* : a knife!
Maxxie : oh okay have f-
Danny : NO
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Mae : wait, what? you're not coming to my tea party?
Mae : KATHLEEN, I MADE B I S C U I T S
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Varvara : did you wash the dishes?
Sergey : I thought you wanted to do that..?
Varvara : *laughter* you were wrong
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Sergey : I eat cheerios because they're heart healthy!
Sergey : and my heart has been severely damaged
Sergey : so Nika, if you're out there-
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Danny : Clover, why are you hiding in the bushes?
Clover C : honestly I'm not quite sure myself, Danny
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Johnny : ooh, slapping strangers!
Eddie : Johnny, if you slap a stranger I will slap you
Johnny : TRY ME OLD MAN
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Robin : wanna jump out the window?
Roxie : I don't see why not
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Danny, writing a fan-fic : but please consider the following
Danny : evil
