mostly cloluz - most are from an incorrect quotes generator
Clover : are you...okay?
Luz, who's sobbing watching King's Tide : not in the slightest, why?
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Clover: So that's my plan.
Luz: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Clover: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Luz: It fucking sucks.
Clover: That's not constructive criticism.
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Clover: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Luz: Three words.
Clover:
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Clover: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Luz: How can you still say that?
Clover: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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Clover, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Luz, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
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Clover: Are you an 'arr' pirate, or a 'yo ho ho' pirate?
Luz: I'm a 'I'm not paying $600 for photo shop' pirate.
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Clover: What's up guys? I'm back.
Luz: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
Clover: Death is a social construct.
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Clover: What's up guys? I'm back.
Luz: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
Clover: Death is a social construct.
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*Clover and Luz are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Clover: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Luz, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
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Maxxie, driving up to Danny's house : get in loser we're going shopping
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Janie : will there be pizza rolls?
Clover, sobbing uncontrollably : th-there-
Janie : Clover. your girlfriend's funeral. pizza rolls?
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Annika : Olga, what did I tell you about lying?
Olga : *sighs* that it only works on Leo
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Maxxie : whoops
Noelle : whoops? WHOOPS?! this is not a "whoops" situation! we are far past whoops. whoops is a distant speck in the rear view mirror. we are solidly in "oh fuck" territory and I expect you to act like it
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Luz : wait, it's moving!
Carlos : what's she saying?
Cassandra through the Ouija board : I-T-S P-A-S-T Y-O-U-R B-E-D-T-I-M-E G-O T-H-E F-U-C-K T-O S-L-E-E-P
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Annika's s/o who needs a name : *walks in on Annika using a Ouija board* babe-
Annika : yes?
s/o : I told you that you couldn't summon any demons
Annika : fuck you
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Roxie : you call yourself my friend, but where were you when my photo had only four likes?!
Robin : making four accounts...
Roxie : bro...
Robin : bro
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some assholes who deserve to die : welcome to the fuck Natalia club where we collectively say fuck you to that bitch
Noelle, sweating : so I may have misunderstood-
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Noelle : why is Natalia crying?
Andy : Maxxie killed their minecraft polar bear
Maxxie : THEY WERE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT A POLAR BEAR TO THE FUCKING NETHER!
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Noelle : how long are you going to be mad at me?
Natalia : ten minutes
