incorrect quotes generator
Noelle: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Natalia: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Maxxie: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Natalia: Good thinking.
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Noelle: HELP! I TOLD MAXXIE I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Natalia, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Noelle: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Natalia does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?
Maxxie: If Natalia were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Natalia jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Noelle: You jump off a cliff!
Maxxie: Gladly. Provided Natalia did first.
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Annika: Time for plan G.
Leo: Don't you mean plan B?
Annika: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Peter: What about plan D?
Annika: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Olga: What about plan E?
Annika: I'm hoping not to use it. Oleg dies in plan E.
Inessa: I like plan E.
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Annika: Rules are made to be broken.
Leo: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Peter: Uh, piñatas.
Olga: Glow sticks.
Oleg: Karate boards.
Inessa: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Annika: Rules.
Leo:
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Annika: We need to distract these guys
Leo: Leave it to me
Leo: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Peter, Olga, and Oleg: *Immediately begin arguing*
Inessa, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
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Annika: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Leo: Okay, but what is updog?
Peter: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Olga: Not, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Oleg: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Inessa: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Annika: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Olga: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Peter: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Leo: What's a henway??
Annika: Oh, about five pounds.
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Roxie: How petty can you get?
Robin: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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Roxie: Robin was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Robin: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.
Roxie: Robin, you ate a chair.
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Roxie: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Robin: Roxie, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
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Roxie: Where are you going?
Robin: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there
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Roxie: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Robin: Only if you also don't ask why
Robin: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Roxie:
Robin:
Roxie: This one is fine
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Danny: Mae...
Mae: Oh no, 'Mae' in b-flat.
Mae: You're disappointed.
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Danny, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Mae: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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The squad is trying to con some random guy
Natalia: Um, Maxxie, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Maxxie: We need money!
Natalia: You're scamming him?
Maxxie: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Natalia: What?! No way!
Maxxie: Why not? We already stole Noelle!
Noelle: Hey guys
Natalia: No, we didn't. Noelle can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Noelle: I wanna steal
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Natalia: Tell Maxxie about the birds and the bees.
Noelle: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
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Natalia: Maxxie and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Noelle: *Sighing* What did Maxxie do?
Natalia: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Maxxie: Who wants a steering wheel?
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*Natalia and Maxxie sitting in jail together*
Maxxie: So who should we call?
Natalia: I'd call Noelle, but I feel safer in jail
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Natalia: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.
Maxxie: You were flirting with Noelle.
Natalia: So what? They're my partner.
Maxxie: You asked them if they were single.
Natalia:
Maxxie: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
