Maxxie and Natalia : *aggressively singing about cars*
Angelo and Valeria : *off somewhere aggressively singing about wet ass pussy*
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Celeste : so what's your type?
Valeria : red hair, brown eyes, at least a decent human being, enjoys ghost stories, oblivious
Celeste : huh, that kind of sounds like me
Valeria : did I mention oblivious?
Celeste : yeah
Valeria : okay, just making sure
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Annika : sentiment is a chemical defect and weakness
Leo : you're literally making a Valentine's day card for Ari right now
Annika : *aggressively points glue gun at Leo*
Annika : you shut your fucking mouth
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Hannah : it's been a tough year
Janie : it's the first week of February
Hannah : your point?
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Inessa : in my defense, I was left unsupervised
Annika : wasn't Peter with you?
Peter : in my defense, I was also left unsupervised
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Valeria : fuck you!
Angelo : while your intention is to insult me
Angelo : I would like to point out you are technically implying you want to have sex with me
Valeria :
Angelo : linguistically speaking
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Valeria : I hate human contact
The Castro siblings : hi
Valeria : *unholy excited screeching*
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Valeria : we all have our demons
Valeria : *gestures to the Castro siblings*
Valeria : these are mine
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Luz : wait, some people really go around living their lives without hyperfixating on fiction?
Inessa : sounds fake, but okay
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Noelle : this is such a bad idea
Maxxie : then why are you coming?
Noelle : one of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong
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Luz : does anyone know a gender-neutral word for spouse? wusband? hife? wifesband?
Luz :
Luz : wait-
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Andy : treat spiders the way you want to be treated
Natalia : killed without hesitation
Andy : no-
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Nadia : please stop framing me for murder
Nadia : yes, I may have killed 1,849 people but I didn't kill that one
officer :
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Valeria : you son a bitch!
Angelo : don't talk about my mother like that!
Valeria : no, I was talking about your dad
Angelo : oh, okay. carry on.
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Alina : so how's Nadia?
Ari : bad news
Alina : no...
Ari, stepping aside to reveal her : they're still alive
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Maxxie, bursting into their room : IT'S MISSING
Danny, turned away : what's missing?
Maxxie : THE THING
Danny, turning to face her, their baby in her arms : what thing?
Maxxie, sighing with relief : oh, there it is
Danny : wh- YOU MEANT OUR C H I L D?!
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Valeria : YOU CAN'T SOLVE EVERY PROBLEM WITH A FUCKING SONG
Nadia : I CAN, I HAVE AND I WILL
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Nadia : I've never broken any laws!
Nadia : in front of people that is...
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Annika : alcohol tastes better when you're underage because the secret ingredient is crime.
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Olga : come on, you're totally in love with Alina!
Nadia : no I'm not!
Olga : then why do you write N💛A everywhere?
Nadia : it stands for...uh....nothingness and ass
Olga :
