Delphine : it's called lesbian rights because I'm a lesbian and I'm always right
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Artemis : I swear to god Delphine Zhang fucking sucks
random person : yeah, she does
Artemis, cracking her knuckles : the fuck did you just say?
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Varvara : aw my daughter is shooting her first minigun, that's so cute
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Sergey : *talking in Russian while glaring at agent #1*
Smirnov : *also talking in Russian while glaring at agent #1*
agent #2 who speaks Russian for plot reasons : hey, what are you guys doing?
Sergey, still in Russian : we're pretending to talk shit about agent #1 wanna join?
agent #2 : oh absolutely
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Robin, filming Artemis and Roxie : two girls, chilling in a hot tub, not even five inches apart cause they're super gay
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Kai : the first time I met Olympia, she gave me two dollars. it wasn't necessary and nobody asked her to do it, but she still did it
Olympia : I thought they were homeless
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Danny : hey, do you know where Clover is? I can't find them
Aurora : why are you asking me? what do you think I have them micro chipped or something?
Danny : well do you?
Aurora :
Danny :
Aurora : yeah, hold on
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Danny, after Clover did something to upset them : oh that bitch better be caught up on their health insurance-
Danny : oh who am I kidding that bitch totally isn't
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Varvara, teaching Jason how to use a phone : okay so in order to do that you go the app store
Jason : *stands up*
Varvara : what are you doing?
Jason : you said to go to the app store- is it far?
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Annika : I would fight myself if I could
