t/w abuse mention
Brandy : FUCK
Brandy : I'VE BEEN WASHING DISHES IN MY SLEEP AGAIN WE'RE FUCKING LATE FOR SCHOOL
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Varvara : Danny, go grab your sister
Varvara : NO NOT BY THAT
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July : NO THERE'S NO TIME FOR CEREAL
July : here, we're doing granola bars
July : NO THERE'S NO TIME FOR GRANOLA BARS
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Wilma : fuck it, we'll just have to do breakfast at lunch and move lunch to dinner
Wilma : everyone grab a coffee cause dinners happening at three in the morning
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Jayla, running in to baby Maxxie's room : GET YOUR ASS UP YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU'RE CHANGING YOUR OWN DIAPER
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Bailey : no you can't have milk on Taco Tuesday
Bailey : because it's not Mexican, now eat your Doritos
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Eddie : no, I don't have a favorite child
Eddie : I do have a least favorite
Eddie : and it's the youngest
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Clarissa : come on, make me wanna be your mom!
EJ : *throws a ball at her*
Clarissa : I'M TELLING EMILIA ABOUT YOUR WET DREAMS
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Polina : give me back my phone before you see my clit
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Sergey : I love that Ellen
Sergey : she's not a bad lesbian
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Ekaterina, shoving food onto a plate : now you're gonna shut up and eat it like it's ass
Ekaterina : *tastes it*
Ekaterina : which one of you kids came in my casserole
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EJ, calling Clarissa : mom, I need help
EJ : I passed out and then Roxie and Robin put me in the dino costume
EJ : and then they put me in the pool
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Wilmina : no, it's the baby this time
Wilmina : he's running away from home and he's taking one of my good casseroles
Wilmina, throwing baby Benji : alright crisis adverted
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Ekaterina and Vladimir abusing the shit out of all six of their kids : it's not a crime if it's your kid
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Annika to Inessa : big sissy got you a kitchen and a stroller so you can be ready when you give up on your dreams
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Rachelle : I should've birthed you on the fucking toilet bowl
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Forest : that's it, you just lost toilet paper privileges
Forest : have fun getting creative
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Jayla : I'M GONNA START COOKING DIN-DIN IN T-MINUS FIVE SECONDS
Jayla : I NEED THIS KITCHEN EVACUATED FOR ONE HOUR
Jayla : EVACUATE THE KITCHEN
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Jessica Westerfield : if you don't like my tuna casserole, then you're a r*tard and liar
Jessica : or worse
Jessica : a vegan
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Ekaterina : no you just lost seat belt privileges mother fucker
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Polina : I need you to stop going through puberty
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Clarissa, holding a knife to Brandon's throat : you get the fuck out of my kitchen or I'm telling Emily about your tiny dick
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Emma : come on we're going a casserole drive by
Emma, yeeting a casserole out the window : thanks for coming to the baptism, Vivian!
Emma, still yeeting a casserole out the window : happy birthday, Samantha!
Emma : no one likes you Nora
Emma : this ones for me
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Bailey : I WILL NOT LET YOU RUIN TACO TUESDAY
Bailey : it's the one night a week it's fun to be a foreigner
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Jia : I just need a shoulder to cry on connected to a dick I can sit on
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Polina, to Ari : oh sweetie you're not a mistake
Polina : you're a regret
Polina : now pick up this shit
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Ekaterina : HONK AT ME ONE MORE TIME
Ekaterina : I WILL GROW A DICK AND FUCK YOU
