*yes, I copy and pasted this from Bee's because and just changed the names I do not have the energy to type it all out
*everyone standing around a broken coffee machine*
Annika: so, who broke it? i'm not mad, i just want to know.
Leo: ...i did it, i broke it
Annika: no. no, you didn't. Peter?
Peter: don't look at me. look at Oleg.
Oleg: what?! i didn't break it.
Peter: huh, that's weird. how did you even know it was broken?
Oleg: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Peter: suspicious
Oleg: no, it's not!
Nadia: if it matters, probably not, but Olga was the last one to use it
Olga: liar! i don't even drink that crap!
Nadia: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Olga: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. everyone knows that, Nadia!
Leo: okay, let's not fight. i broke it. let me pay for it, Annie.
Annika: no. who broke it?
everyone:
Olga: Annika... Inessa has been awfully quiet
Inessa: REALLY?
*everyone starts arguing*
Annika, later, talking to Ari: i broke it. i burned my hand so i punched it. i think in about ten minutes they'll have all killed each other.
Annika: good. it was getting too chummy around here.
