Ari : Annika, I love you
Annika : oh
Annika : may I ask why?
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Janie : *vibing*
Hannah, popping out from under the couch : hey, do you still love me?
Janie : of course I do
Hannah : okay, just checking. I need reassurance sometimes.
Janie : I know and that's perfectly fine.
Hannah : okay, love you. *goes back under the couch*
Janie : I love you to. *goes back to vibing*
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Forest : we are not running a Naruto themed bed and breakfast
Nova : the shippud inn
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lady who runs the group home who needs a name : okay , while I'm gone , Clover , you're in charge
Clover : okay
lady : *leaves*
Clover : *turns to Hannah* you're in charge
Hannah : of course I am
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Esmee : I talk pretty tough for someone with a soft fluffy bunny heart full of feelings
Estella : I talk a lot about tolerance and understanding for someone who is two seconds away from serious violence
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Robin : you're bleeding out! quick, tell me your type
Roxie : brown hair, brown eyes, lesbian-
Robin : no Roxie! your blood type!
Roxie : oh
Roxie : red
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Chloe : are lobsters mermaids or scorpions?
Xenia : babe, it is four in the goddamn morning
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Annika : have you ever realized how you can say 'have a nice day' and it's considered nice but if you say 'enjoy the next 24 hours' they tell you you're being 'creepy' and you 'need to stop'?
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Inessa : I'm a very clingy person
Nova : welcome to the squad Nessie
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Ari, at Nadia's funeral : can I just...have a moment alone with them please?
Ari : alright, listen up fucker, I know you're not really dead
Nadia, who would probably fake her death out of boredom : YEAH NO SHIT
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Austin : I can't do that. it goes against my moral compass.
Hannah : your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel so my apologies if I don't take you seriously
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Natalia, coming back after a trip : what the hell happened here?!
Maxxie : I thought you were never, ever coming back ever so I panicked
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doctor : and how would you rate your pain?
Delilah : pi
Delilah : low-scale but never ending
doctor :
doctor : Ms, is everything alright?
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Hannah : so how's everybody doing?
Clover : I'm breathing
Hannah :
Hannah : the bar doesn't need to be THAT low
Clover : welp, I'm still doing better then them
October, having a panic attack in the corner : WELL EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT OF ME-
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someone : what are you? twelve?
Maxxie : on a scale of one to ten, yes
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Maxxie : so
Maxxie : I bought a five hour energy drink-
Noelle : N O
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Annika : hmmm...
Leo : what?
Annika : I poisoned one of your glasses
Annika : but I forget which one
Peter : the way this dinner is going I hope it's mine
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Maxxie : I wonder what it's like in Danny's shoes...
Maxxie : *sneaks into her house*
Maxxie : *puts on her shoes*
Maxxie : how much longer till mom and Sergey get the things they need to get and we head back to Russia
Maxxie : WAIT WHAT THE FUCK-
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Artemis : I don't "dress to impress"
Artemis : I dress to depress
Artemis : I wanna look so good that people hate themselves
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Celeste : people talk loud when they want to act smart right?
Valeria : CORRECT
