Eve, standing next to Artemis : our future partners must be brave, strong, intelligent, organized-
Roxie : *steps on Lula's tail and proceeds to fall to knees sobbing while apologizing profusely*
Robin : *trying to figure out how to peel an orange, ends up squirting the juice in his eyes and screams*
Eve and Artemis : *exchange a long look*
Artemis : those two. we want those two.
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Danny : I have no pronouns please do not refer to me
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Varvara babysitting him and Kate : I told you that you'd be fine, why are you still crying?
Brendon, sobbing, gesturing to his rainbow pajama pants : because these pajamas are gay
Varvara :
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Clover : what are you, five?
Danny : yeah five heads taller than you
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Mae : I have an idea-
Danny : if it involves you, Paige, Macy, Selena, Clover and the owl house theme song then no
Mae :
Mae : I no longer have an idea
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Artemis : look at my face
Delphine : okay?
Artemis : no, no keep looking
Delphine : I am looking!
Artemis : no you're not, look harder
Delphine : is there a point to this?
Artemis : yes. so look as hard as you can. focus on every part of my face.
Delphine : I am!
Artemis : now....does it look like I give a fuck?
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Danny : are you-
Mae : -fucking-
Danny : kidding me you-
Mae : -fucking-
Danny : IDIOT?!
Samantha : what the hell was that?
Mae : mom banned her from swearing so I'm just helping out
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Danny : can you recommend me any books that made you cry?
Maxxie : general mathematics 6th edition
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Roxie : that's ridiculousA! Artemis doesn't have a crush on me
Eve : yes she does
Robin : yes she does
Artemis : yes I do
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Annika, drunk as shit : you're so hot
Ari : uh-huh
Annika : and spicy
Ari : right
Annika, wrapping both their arms around Ari : my lil buffalo chicken wing
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Danny : tell me about yourself
Samantha or Clover : I get jealous of my phone when it dies
