Celeste : look , I love you , but this is getting out of hand
Valeria, coming home with her 428th stray dog this week : I have no idea what you're talking about
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Olympia : let's play 20 questions
Abigail : okay, sure. I'll go first. what's your favorite color?
Olympia : circle. do you like girls?
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Nadia : and then I said "I'll stop making self-deprecating jokes"
Nadia : you know, like a liar
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Hannah : why did you three get arrested?
Austin : we don't know
Janie : we didn't do anything wrong
Clover : we got pulled over on our way to get some iced coffee and when the p̶i̶g̶ cop asked for papers Janie said scissors and we drove off
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Danny : drugs? no thanks, the only 'high' I need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder
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Robin : just curious, are you a top or a bottom?
Roxie : I'm a problem
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Maxxie : I just realized that we have no idea what dinosaurs sounded like
Maxxie : they could have been speaking German for all we know
Noelle : it's too early for this
Maxxie : Guten morgen Herr Pterodactyl
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Sissy : this is my life now. I have climbed this hill and now I will die upon it
Andy : shut the fuck up, we've only been hiking for ten minutes
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the house : *literally on fire*
Hannah coming home : IS ANYBODY GOING TO TELL ME WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?!
Lilly : well, basically, Austin, Clover, Janie and Luz-
Hannah : oh, okay, I got it. thanks.
Lilly : but I didn't finish?
Hannah : you don't need to
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therapist : I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory?
Hannah : no, you misheard me. I said it was a "sadness factory"
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Hannah : okay guys, we're getting someone new added to the group home
Esmee : oooo are we stealing them?
Austin : new or used?
Hannah : wonderful responses, both of you
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Danny : we just ate, why are you making pancakes?
Maxxie : they're for the dogs
Danny : why are you making pancakes for the dogs?
Maxxie : they don't know how
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Valeria : girls are hot
Valeria : but so are guys
Valeria : why is everyone hot?
Angelo : global warming
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Maxxie : I'm a responsible person
Noelle : *raises eyebrow*
Maxxie : I'm a person
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Noelle : this type of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house!
Ronan :
Ronan : Is there another type of idiocy that you would be more comfortable with?
