Mae : I have an idea
Danny : we're trying to kill as little people as possible
Mae : I don't have any ideas
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Janie : SHE ATE A DAMN SOAPBAR
Luz : SHE DARED ME TO DO IT
Janie : I SAID IT WOULD BE FUCKED IF YOU DID
Luz : WHICH IS BASICALLY DARING ME TO DO IT
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Hannah : so last night, I found out Janie is a sleep talker
Hannah : She said "the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right next to me at 4am
Janie : she screamed and then I woke up
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Robin : will there be pizza rolls?
Roxie, sobbing uncontrollably : t-t-there-
Robin : Roxanne. you're girlfriend's funeral. Pizza rolls?
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Nova : my sexuality does not define me
Forest : hey, how are you?
Nova : lesbian
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Austin : hey Clo, are you okay? October said you didn't get any sleep last night
Clover : well, she's lying. I got a solid eight minutes.
Clover : not consecutively, but it's fine. you're not even that blurry
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October : don't worry, I'm fine
Esmee : YOU WERE STABBED
October : I've been stabbed before
Esmee : IT'S NOT LIKE YOU BUILD UP IMMUNITY TO STAB WOUNDS, OCTOBER
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Danny, sliding a photo across her desk : I need you to eliminate this woman
some assassin spy person whatever : Ms.Ivanova, this is you
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Chloe : I love how we use "oh man" to express disappointment
Chloe : because men are , in fact , disappointing
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Valeria : *sighs*
Angelo : you bored?
Valeria : yeah
Angelo : wanna go start some drama?
Valeria : I thougt you would never ask
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Juniper : it says do not touch but I'm allergic to rules
Nova : and nuts
Juniper : wow okay just expose me
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Danny : Jayla, I am asking for permission to date Maxxie.
Jayla : what is this, the dark ages? y'know what? no, because you asked first, you can't. beat me in a duel first.
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Hannah, coming home from the store : *walks in on Austin and Clover making a summoning circle*
Hannah : what the hell are you two doing?
Clover : didn't you tell us to satanize the house?
Hannah : I said SANATIZE
