Roxie, at Robin's funeral : can I just...have a moment alone with them please?
Roxie : alright, listen up fucker, I know you're not really dead
Robin, who would probably fake his death out of boredom : YEAH NO SHIT
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Esmee : why does everyone assume we're a couple?
October : *sitting on Esmee's lap, playing with their hair*
October : beats me
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Danny : I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are.
Roxie : I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.
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Noelle : careful with the coffee, it's hot
Natalia : just like you
Noelle : what?
Natalia : what?
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Hannah : you're doing that staring thing again
Janie : it's not my fault since you're so hot
Hannah : what?
Janie : what?
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Annika : guns are for sissies I just throw bullets really fast
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Hannah : why did you do that, Austin?
Austin : because Esmee told me to
Hannah : what if Esmee told you to jump off a cli-
Austin : I would
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Estella, opening the door without knocking : hey guys-
Esmee and Clover : *recreating the WAP music video*
Estella :
Estella : *slowly closes door*
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Maxxie : this parties boring
Ronan : wE'RE AT A FUNERAL
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Luz : *slams open the door looking panicked*
Hannah : what did you guys do this time?
Luz : nobody died
Hannah : WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Hannah : I should probably tell people how I feel today
Hannah : it's not healthy to keep all my emotions bottled up, so I'm gonna go talk about them
Clover : hey, how are you?
Hannah : I AM COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FINE
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Annika : stop asking if I'm gay or bi or whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT
Ari : she's omni ace
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Luz : what doesn't kill you makes you adopt a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor!
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Esmee, spinning around in a chair : I've been expecting you-
Esmee, chair still spinning : oh god-
October :
Esmee, trying to stop spinning : wait-
Esmee, grabbing at surfaces : help-
October : should I wait?
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Esmee : good morning!
Estella, on the floor : is it really?
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everyone else in the group home : name one time I've put you in an unsafe position
Hannah : um...ALL THE FUCKING TIME?!
everyone else : then you should be used to it by now
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Noelle : *sees some people doing dumb shit*
Noelle : wow, what idiots
Noelle : *realizes it's Maxxie, Natalia, Andy and Ronan*
Noelle : wait those are my idiots
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Leo : are you crying?
Annika : no, I'm just having an allergic reaction
Leo : to what?
Annika, sobbing : to life
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Luz : we either die free or we die trying!
Hannah : are those our only two options or-?
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Natalia : what are you doing?
Maxxie, crying over a plate of nuggets : my best
