Janie : do you wanna build a snowman?
Clover : no
Janie, kicking in the door : CLOVER
Janie : WE'RE BUILDING A FUCKING SNOWMAN
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*Natalia's funeral*
Maxxie : I'll never forget Nat's last words before she fell off that ladder and broke their neck
Andy : what did they say?
Maxxie : "Maxine Arabella Wilson, stop shaking the fucking ladder"
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Austin : yes, I make a lot of bad decisions that put me in danger
Hannah : and?
Austin : no, that's it
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Roxie : MOM THERE'S A MONSTER UNDER MY BED
Nathaniel, on the bottom bunk : honestly fuck you
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cashier : that'll be twenty dollars
Janie : ah, sorry I don't have the money
cashier : then I'm sorry to say, but I can't sell this to you
Janie, sliding a $20 bill across the counter like it's a bribe : how about now?
cashier :
Hannah : Janice stop fucking with the civilians
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Natalia : studying? more like student dying
Jayla : are you okay?
Natalia : I have been awake for 103 hours
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Austin : so if anything, it's kinda your fault that I'm here
Hannah : what did you just say to me?
Austin : I take that back-
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October, trying on a new skirt : how do I look, Quinn?
Quinn, without looking up : with your eyes, October
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Noelle : come on, you can do this, go talk to her
Andy : okay *goes up to Nat* hello
Natalia : hi
Andy, pointing at Noelle : my friend thinks your cute
✨ that's what friends are for ✨
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Clover : getting the group mood rings so I know when my homies need a hug
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Rosabelle, holding a trophy : here's your award for being the whiniest little bitch in the group
Olympia : I don't WANT to be the whiniest little bitch in the group >:(
Rosabelle, holding two trophies :
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Annika : has anyone seen my top?
Nadia : yeah, Ana is in the kitchen
Annika : *chokes on air*
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Robin : do you know what question I'm asked the most is?
Roxie : will you please leave the premises?
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Natalia : have you proposed yet?
Maxxie : no, but in my head, Danny and I have three kids and a library
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Natalia : you lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Noelle : oh, yeah? you think you can get away with everything? welcome to the real world!
Natalia : I'M LEAVING! AND I'M TAKING THE KIDS WITH ME!
Maxxie, slowly pulling the monopoly board away from us : I think we should stop playing now-
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Clover : you bored?
Janie : yeah
Clover : wanna go start pick a fight with homophobes and racists?
Janie : I thought you'd never ask
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Valeria : if I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it
Valeria : if no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there
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Rayla : I don't think I can stay in the same house as the person who ruined my life
Gracie : for fuck's sake, I'll buy you more donuts tomorrow
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Luz : well, I'd rather be dead in New York than alive in Puerto Rico