Austin : do a mommy carrot and and a daddy carrot have to have sex to make a baby carrot
Hannah : I don't know, Austin
Hannah : I never was a carrot
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-when Hannah has kids-
Austin : OH SO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO REPLACE ME?!
Hannah : I-
Austin : HUSH
Hannah : *disappears in a cloud of gay smoke*
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old childhood friends : oh come on, you're kids/friends wife can't be that bad, can they?
Rayla : *chasing Lilly with a shoe*
Lilly : *running away from Rayla*
Austin : *slamming their head on the wall*
Clover, Delilah, Gracie, Quinn and October : *screaming*
Janie : *walking in, covered in blood*
Hannah : *long sip*
Hannah : they're worse
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Ronan : I'm so useless
Natalia : bro, that is not true!
Natalia : I could easily sell you on the black market for at least $500,000
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Annika : I can't believe we're stuck in this room together
Inessa, swallowing the key : truly unfortunate
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me : if you took a shot every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Hannah, Delilah, Danny, Noelle, Quinn, Gracie, Rosabelle, Adrienne, Estella : maybe a bit tipsy
Lilly, Rayla, October, Valeria, Forest, Leo, Annika, Oleg, Natalia : drunk
Inessa, Peter, Chloe, Clover, Mae, Ronan, Andy, Ari : wasted
Maxxie, Nova, Roxie, Robin, Olga, Austin, Janie, Luz, Esmee : dead
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Natalia : I'm a lesbian
Noelle : waters wet, Zendaya is an icon, you're hot asf-
Natalia : what?
Noelle : sorry, I thought we were listing obvious things
Natalia :
Natalia : wait, did you just call me hot?
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Janie : *pulls back shower curtain*
Janie : hey do you want to -Hannibal, stop screaming, it's just me- do you want to watch Shrek with me?
Hannah : I'M IN THE SHOWER
Janie : okay , when you're done , do you want to watch Shrek with me?
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Maxxie : I'm just saying, next time I'm going to get you
Noelle : I'm just saying I beat you twice
Maxxie : the first time was a tie
Noelle : and the second time?
Maxxie : there were no witnesses the second time
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Robin : since it's impossible to know which part of my life is the middle I've decided to have an ongoing crisis
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Elsie : I can't feel my leg
Chloe :
Chloe : *stabs her leg*
Elsie : *shrieks in pain* WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
Chloe : YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR
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Robin : I'm back on my bullshit!
Roxie : no
Roxie, climbing onto his head like a fucking gargoyle : WE'RE back on OUR bullshit
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Annika : I'm well aware that I've accidentally set myself on fire and it's none of your business. I don't need your pity water either. let me burn in peace.
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Leo : remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with violence?
Annika : stop romanticizing the past
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Olympia : I'm not that great at advice
Olympia : can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
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Andy : jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without brains.
Natalia : oh good, there's still hope for Maxxie
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Eddie : I can't believe you took my daughter's virginity!
Artemis : sorry dickhead, it won't happen again
Eddie :
Roxie : she's got a point
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Hannah : what the hell is wrong with you?
Clover : can't you at least start with good morning?
Hannah : good morning, what the hell is wrong with you?
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Olympia : I'm a goldfish cracker
Adrienne : explain
Olympia : I'm a snack that smiles back
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Mae : why are you hiding in here?
Danny : I am avoiding all and any responsibilities
