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Luz, looking over their shoulder at their computer screen : why are you sending emails so early?

Clover : oh um...it's kinda hard to explain

Clover, later : so i got bored and decided to hack into Janie's email address to fuck with them, so from time to time, I send them emails, from herself. from the future.

Clover, reading the most recent email : Janie, today at 8am, someone poisons the coffee. DO NOT drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Sincerely, future Janie

Janie, on their laptop in the kitchen, checking their email : *looks up in horror as Hannah comes in with a cup of coffee*

Janie, slapping the coffee out of her hand, spilling it everywhere : NO

Janie : you'll thank me later

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Natalia : can you at least try to see things from my point of view?

Noelle : *crouches down*

Natalia : I will strangle you in your sleep tonight-

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Esmee : did you know I can fit the whole world in my hands?

October : I swear if you pick up a globe-

Esmee : *cups October's face in their hands* see? I told you!

Gracie : wtf y'all it's seven in the morning

Janie, squealing and taking pictures : SAY CHEESEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Xenia : fuck-

Chloe : you? gladly

Xenia :

Elsie :

Kenji :

Ashlyn :

Braydan :

Xenia : it. I was gonna say it, but that works too

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Robin : I have no fears

Roxie : okay but what if you woke one day and we weren't besties anymore?

Robin : I have one fear

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someone : are you independent?

Inessa : *looks at Annika*

Annika : *nods*

Inessa : yeah, I would say so

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Ingrid : I hate it when I'm hot and sweating and people say "Well then take off you jacket!" like bitch no this jacket is part of my outfit tf

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Alina : are you alright?

Nadia : *finger guns* no

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Roxie : come on, I wasn't that drunk

Robin : Roxanne, last night you tried to highlight Artemis' face because you said she was important

Roxie, crying : BECAUSE SHE IS

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Forest : hey, you might wanna put your glasses on so you can see properly

Nova : no thank you, I've seen enough

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Ronan : I'm all panic and no disco

*high hopes playing in the background*

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Noelle : I swear to god, it's like you all share one brain cell!

Maxxie, who can't think of a good comeback because it's not her turn to use the brain cell :

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Maxxie and Danny : 1...2...3...happy new year! *kiss*

Natalia : you guys have got to stop doing that every time the microwave goes off, jesus fucking christ it's not even midnight

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Valeria : I'd say I'm pretty easy going

Angelo : I once saw you use a ruler to measure another ruler

Valeria : it was half a centimeter off it should have never been in circulation

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Alina, her hands covering Nadia's eyes : guess who!

Nadia : it's either Alina or the sweet, sweet hands of death

Alina, taking her hands away : it Alina!

Nadia : dammit

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Adriano, texting Lucie : do you have anxiety prime?

Adriano : *amazon

Lucie : yeah I got both

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Annika : I am going to kill you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

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Camilla : I want to be included in your shenanigans this time

Camilla, after being included : WHAT IN THE NAME OF HAYLEY KIYOKO IS THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT

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Juliette : hey, could I have part of that cookie you're about to eat?

Lucie : to quote Hamlet act III, scene III, line 92, "no"

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