Annika : so apparently I'm in love with Ari
Annika : I am deeply offended nobody told me about this
Ari : I mentioned it to you once or twice-
Annika : absolutely nobody. shocked and upset.
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Noelle : so last night I found out Nat is a sleep-talker
Maxxie : really?
Noelle : she whispered "the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear at two in the morning.
Natalia : she screamed and that's when I woke up
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Hannah : I'll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I'll die
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Austin : so here's the tea-
Hannah : for the last time, it's called telling me about your day
Austin : do you want the tea or not?
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Natalia : you've heard of elf on the shelf, but now get ready ready for-
Natalia : *drops a pot on Ronan's head*
Natalia : thot in a pot!
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Estella : bro, do you want this pamphlet?
Esmee : brochure
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Noelle : okay, we're at the window, what do you want?
Maxxie : a burger
Noelle : there isn't a burger on the menu
Maxxie : I want a burger
Noelle : Maxine, we're at taco bell
Maxxie : quiero uno burger
Noelle : the number of people in this car is about to go down to quiero uno if you don't give me your fucking order
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Leo : so is *future child's name here* awake?
Ari : no, it's still nap time
Leo : okay and uh where's Annie?
Ari : did you not hear me? I said it's still nap time
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Andy : what state are you in?
Ronan : constantly trying to deny my sexuality
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person who's interviewing her : do you consider yourself a hard worker?
Luz : of course! I make everything harder than it's needs to be!
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Clover : alright see you later mom
Clover : what's up me and my boys are gonna go see uncle cracker-
Clover : GIVE ME MY HAT BACK OCTOBER! DO YOU WANNA GO SEE UNCLE CRACKER OR NO?!
Clover : *sees hat*
Clover : *panik*
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October : WELCOME TO BIBLE STUDY WE'RE ALL CHILDREN OF JESUS
Austin : *sacrificing Luz and Clover to Satan*
Hannah : KUMBAYAAA
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Roxie : *sighs*
Robin : you bored?
Roxie : yeah
Robin : wanna go start some drama?
Roxie : I thought you'd never ask
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Noelle : Mrs.Wilson, I'm asking for permission to date Natalia
Jayla : what is this, the dark ages? you know what? since you've asked, no you can't. beat me in a duel first.
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Annika, very pissed off : say one more word. I dare you.
Oleg : one more word
Annika : *anger intensifies*
Olga turning to Peter and Leo : should we run...or...?
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Natalia and Noelle : *talking*
Andy, whispering into an earpiece : now kiss
Noelle : what?
Andy : BITCH DID I FUCKING STUTTER?!
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Elsie : are you a practicing homosexual?
Chloe : I don't have to practice, I'm very good at it
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Luz : sometimes I talk to myself
Luz : oh my god, same!
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Ari : babe, come over
Annika : can't, I'm burying a dead body
Ari : my mom isn't home~
Annika : I know
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Hannah : can you do me a favor?
Janie : I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for it if you asked me to do so
Hannah : can you do the dishes?
Janie : absolutely not
