Forest : Nova, why did you punch him?
Nova : he was getting up in my personal space!
Forest : *sighs* Nova, he was your doctor
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Olga : my sexuality does not define me!
Oleg : hey, how are you?
Olga : lesbian
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-them arguing-
Annika : well you can't make EVERYONE like you. you're not Ari.
Peter : not EVERYONE likes Ari
Annika : WHO THE HELL DOESN'T LIKE ARI?!
Peter : no, I was just-
Annika : GIVE ME THE NAMES OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE ARI RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
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Rosabelle : hey Lympia, have you seen my cookies?
Olympia, with a mouthful of cookies : no
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Annika : I just poured milk into the washing machine. sometimes I think I'm an idiot.
Innessa : I do that all the time!
Leo : pour milk into the washing machine?
Innessa : no, think I'm an idiot
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Hannah : so, how are my wife and children?
Luz : *dragging in a dead body*
Janie : *makes fun of them*
Clover : STOP MAKING FUN OF MY MURDER GIRL
Austin : *bites Clover*
Esmee and October : *making out in a corner*
Hannah : *sighs* I don't have the mental capacity for this
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-at starbucks-
Inessa, trying to be edgy like Annika : I'll have a coffee as dark as my soul
the barista :
Leo : they'll have a white chocolate mocha
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Maxxie : I love the phrase "what the entire fuck" because it implies that there exists some scenario that warrants only a "what the partial fuck"
Natalia : well, since there are clearly scenarios which warrant giving zero fucks, it seems plausible to infer that there exists a 0-1 scale of fucktidide, containing a potentially infinite number of fractional fuckery scenarios
Maxxie : Fractional Fuckery Scenarios is going to be my first short story collection
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Austin : here's a fun Christmas idea; we hang up a mistletoe, but instead of kissing them, we have to FIGHT the person underneath
Hannah : we are not doing that
Clover : mistlefoe if you will
Hannah : children, no
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Annika : don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve!
Ari : I think you mean tricks
Annika, pulling three knives out of their sleeve : I do not
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Annika : ion trust no dudes with curly hair. that hair is full of lies and manipulation.
Leo and Peter : ion trust no dudes
Oleg : ion trust
Olga : ion
Innessa : i
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Forest : *walks in on Nova making a summoning circle*
Forest : Nova Marie Daniels, what in god's name are you doing?
Nova : didn't you tell me to Satanize the house?
Forest : I said SANITIZE
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Esmee : ominous positivity
Esmee : you will be okay. you have no choice.
Esmee : everything will turn out fine. you can't stop it.
Esmee : you will succeed. it is inevitable.
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Annika : DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE!!!
Olga : why is Annie stabbing a pillow?
Leo : they just realized they're in love with Ari and they don't know how to handle it
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Maxxie : finally cured myself of the curse of memory and now I can touch the burners on the stove as many times as I want with all the excitement of new discoveries and none of the knowledge of upcoming pain
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Annika : stop holding onto people just because you have a history with them
Innessa :
Innessa : but I'm your sister
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Austin : are you having another depressive episode?
October : a depressive episode?
October : dear sir, I'm having a depressive series and we're just on Season One
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Noelle : *picking Natalia up*
Natalia : seriously, do I even weigh anything to you?
Noelle : nope, it's like holding a couple of grapes
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Natalia, pointing at Ronan and Andy : badass
Natalia, pointing at Maxxie : smartass
Natalia, pointing at Noelle : nice ass
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Hannah looking into the first aid kit : WHY WOULD YOU FILL IT WITH CHEETOS?!
Austin, who is bleeding out : nobody ever uses it and I thought it would be funny
