Maxxie, looking after Nat and Noelle's kids : seems like the kind of thing a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing
Maxxie : good thing I'm an aunt!
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Brandon: *dies*
EJ: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months!
Roxie: Bullshit. One month.
William: Nah, half a month.
Nathan, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? BRANDON JUST DIED!
Johnny, scratching his chin in thought: One week.
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Eve: Everyone! synchronize your watches.
Roxie: I don't know how to do that.
Robin: I don't wear a watch.
Artemis: Time is a construct.
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Police: You're under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Robin, with Eve and Artemis behind him: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes...three.
Robin: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Robin: ROXIE FUCKING FELL OFF!
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Eve: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Robin: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Eve: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Robin: But I heard a siren.
Artemis: That was Roxie.
Roxie: Sorry, I got nervous.
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Some Russian gov dude interrogating Maxxie because she's married to a defected spy, what did you expect? : I'll ask you this one time Maxine Wilson- where is it?
Maxxie : up your ass and to the left
Russian dude : w-what?
Maxxie : oh my god- UP YOUR A S S AND TO THE L E F T
Russian dude : OH SHUT UP
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Alara, to Tessa after Jessica pissed them off : calm down, Tess, I'm sure she meant nothing by it
Jessica : I did
Alara : ...well I'm sure she meant something by it, but regardless you should still let it go
Jessica : yeah bitch, let it go
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Gianna : Maxxie. Maxxie, get up
Maxxie, after Danny left : no, hole is my home now
Gianna : why are you like this
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Rosabelle: Guys, Adrienne is missing.
Olympia: Good.
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Rosabelle: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?
Olympia: No.
Adrienne: No.
Rosabelle: Didn't think so.
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*Danny dies in a game with ships*
Clover C : This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us.
Clover: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury.
Aurora: Legend has it that Danny still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drinks.
Danny: Of course I do.
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Varvara, over her fence: So, Aurora is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Iris: Why?
Varvara: Because I've caught her trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Aurora, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
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Clover C : adulting is hard, how do I make it stop?
Aurora : time travel
Danny : die
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Aurora: What did you two do?
Clover C :
Danny:
Kate: You're not in trouble, we just need to know if we have to lie to the police again or not.
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Clover C : We need a way to lure in new customers
Kate: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!
Danny: Aurora bath water.
Aurora: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
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Samantha: *tapping fingers on table*
Danny: *taps fingers back furiously*
Clover C : ...What's going on?
Kate: Morse code. They're talking.
Samantha: -.-- ..- .-. / - .... . / -.-. ..- - . ... -
Danny: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
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Aurora and Clover: *making loud, shouty gorilla sounds at each other*
Danny:
Kate, exasperatedly: We have a guest.
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Maxxie: I like your new pants!
Danny: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Maxxie: I'd like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
Danny: The store can't just give away clothes for free.
Maxxie: Thats's... not what I meant.
Danny: That's a terrible way to run a business, Maxine.
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Eve : Wow, Robin, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Robin: We literally slept together yesterday.
Eve : That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
