Noelle : I don't trust her
Andy : who, Natalia? she's the most trustworthy person I know
Noelle : I get this weird feeling when I'm around her. nervous. and sweaty. and like I want her to-
Noelle : oooooohhhhhh
Noelle : never mind
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Alara : you need to apologize
Jessica : fine
Jessica, to Tessa : unfuck you or whatever
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Mae, texting Danny : Danny there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?
Mae : pls hurry because I'm going to cry
Mae : Danny
Mae : Danny
Danny : Danny is dead. You're next. Love, moth
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Mae : can't you guys at least try to see things from my perspective?
Samantha : *stoops over*
Clover : *crouches down*
Danny : *lying face down on the floor*
Mae : assholes. you're all assholes.
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Elliot : not trying to be rude, but were you dropped on your head as a child?
Roxie : bold of to assume I was even held
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Noelle : oh, by the way, I left instructions for while me and Nat are gone on the table right there
Maxxie : this just says 'Maxxie, no'
Noelle : apply that to every situation you can think of
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kidnapper : I have one of your children
Hannah : which one I have like seven
kidnapper : the loud, annoying one who can't stay quiet to save their life
Hannah : which one I have like seven
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Roxie : bird, I really like Artemis. how do I tell her?
Robin : just go up to her and tell her "You're beautiful" she'll get it
*later*
Roxie, to Artemis : I'm beautiful
Artemis :
(this is canon now)
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Brendon : what's the first thing you notice when a guy approaches you?
Danny : the audacity
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Robin, on the phone with Roxie : okay, turn around
Robin : no the other way
Robin : again, the other way
Robin : okay one more time
Roxie : OH MY GOD WHERE ARE YOU
Robin : I'm not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me
