-when she has kids-
kid on the phone : you forgot to pick me up from school
Danny : who the fuck is this?
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Clover : I will fight anyone who insults my friends
someone else in the group home : lol I suck
Clover :
Clover : alright square up you hoe
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Nadia : why is it whenever I want to have fun, it's wrong?
Ari : people die when you have fun, Nadia!
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Angelo : do you ever fall in love?
Valeria : ten times a day
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Danny and Maxxie : *walk in holding hands*
Natalia : so who finally confessed?
Maxxie : it was me. I made sure it was short and sweet.
Danny : you yelled "listen here you little shit, I have feelings for you and it's about time you acknowledged them" from the roof
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Robin : let's have a coffee break. fifteen.
-fifteen minutes later-
Robin : I meant fifteen minutes. not to have fifteen coffees.
Roxie, vibrating slightly : WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE SPECIFIED
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Peter : dammit, the power went out
Olga : don't worry I got this
Olga : *shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate*
Oleg : what the fuck?
Olga : I swallowed a flashlight
Annika, about to have a heart attack : WHY WOULD YOU-
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Valeria : I love how we use the "oh man" to express disappointment
Valeria : because men are , in fact , disappointing
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Clover : are you a thief because you stole my-
Luz : sorry, I'll give you back your wallet
Clover : ....heart
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Andy : do you smell that?
Ronan : smell what?
Andy pointing at Noelle and Natalia as they gaze into each others eyes : sexual tension
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Nadia : hey, should I kill someone to create tension in the book I'm writing?
Ari : sure, what kind of book are you writing?
Nadia : my autobiography
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Maxxie : DANIELLA, YOU BETTER BE WRITING!!
Danny : I am I'm writing smut
Maxxie : *comes in* and you aren't letting me read it. move over you hoe.
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Chloe : would you rather sit on a dick and eat cake, or, sit on a cake and eat dick?
Xenia : .........I meant do you have any questions about the movie
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store worker : could Mx.Annika Petrova please come to the front desk?
Annika walking up to the front desk : hello, is there a problem?
store worker : *points to Olga and Inessa* I believe they belong to you?
Olga and Inessa, pouting : we got lost :(
Annika : I didn't even take you guys with me-?
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Noelle : yesterday I overheard Natalia saying "are you sure this is a good idea?" and Maxxie replying "trust me" and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life
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Maxxie : due to personal reasons, I'll be going feral
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Hannah, reading a fortune cookie : if you kill a killer, the amount of killers in the world stays the same
Clover : kill two
October : kill ten
Gracie : kill all of them
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October : so basically my plan for dealing with pretty much anything this month is just no sleep, drink lots of coffee and hope that the power of love can get me through it all
Hannah : do you take constructive criticism?
October : not without crying
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Robin : CAUSE SHE'S IN YOUR BED AND I'M IN YOUR TWITCH CHAT
Roxie : *aggressively strums guitar*
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Maxxie : you really put aside everything and came all this way for me? how did you even get here so fast?
Danny : oh, I high-jacked a jet!
