Felicity Valley cop #1, looking at a crime scene : you know what I'm thinking, cop #2?
cop #1 : a one, two, three-
cop #1 and #2 : giant octopus! case closed
cop #1 : this is why you and I are partners, cop #1
(bee this quote is from Amphibia if you watch Amphibia I'll watch Agent Carter after I watch She-Ra)
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Camilla : what if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave, and her name was Mozzarella?
Danny : don't ever speak to me again
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Danny, acting tough : you guys don't want to mess with me.
Camilla : yeah, Danny Phantom will straight up cry in public. don't try them.
Danny : exactly, I will straight up-
Danny :
Danny, tearing up : Camilla, why would you say that?!
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Olympia : how do I tell Kai that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?
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Gianna : isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?
Maxxie : damn, if people did that to each other, Noelle would've killed me years ago
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Danny : we need to distract the guards
Igor : right
Danny : what are we gonna do?
Igor : I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes
Danny :
Igor :
Danny : deal
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Chloe : I'm going to get myself some soup
Xenia : Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot
Chloe : pfft, I won't burn myself
*30 seconds later*
Chloe, entering the room : I burned myself
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Samantha : what am I supposed to do?
Mae : If I were you? I'd try and make peace with whatever deity, pantheon, or divine other you believe in
Samantha : I'm an atheist.
Mae : Then just get ready to die I guess.
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Laura : I wanna sleep for 40 hours
Sissy : you know that's called a coma, right?
Laura :
Laura : that sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now
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Mae : if I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. if you were a drink, what would you be?
Clover : bleach
Samantha : sewage
Mae : ...please calm down, edgelords
