Janie : stop being a bitch
Clover : I'm not, I'm just being myself
Janie : exactly
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-when Nat and Noelle's future kid meets Maxxie-
kid : *sobbing*
Natalia : hon, what's wrong?
kid : WHERE'S THE CLOWN YOU SAID WAS YOUR SISTER?!
Maxxie : 👁👄👁
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Roxie, on the phone : hello, 911? yes, hi, um I accidentally raised my voice at Artemis and I need to be arrested
911 operator :
911 operator : Ms.Blackwood, we've talked about this
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Maxxie : can you pass the salt?
Natalia, teasingly : what's the magic word?
Maxxie : *starts chanting in Latin*
Natalia : dear lord just take it-
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Artemis : where's Roxie?
Robin, not looking up from whatever they're doing : off disappointing Jesus
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Hannah : look just stay here and don't touch anything, okay?
Austin : yeah, yeah
Hannah : *leaves*
Austin : I'm gonna touch everything
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Noelle : *holding a cauliflower* what is this?
Natalia : a cauliflower
Noelle : *turns to Andy* now tell them what you said it was
Andy, arms folded : ghost broccoli
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Clover : that's gay
Luz : Clover, Clo, Leaf, we are literally dating
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Jia : you should always say "please" and "thank you"
Robin, to Roxie's parents and nannies : please shut the fuck up thank you
Jia :
Jia : not what I meant but progress nonetheless
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Annika : I'd rather die
Leo : ...than?
Annika : no that's it
