Clover the night before a road trip : *kicks down the door*
Clover : WE RIDE AT DAWN BITCHES
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Luz : you know you can die from that, right?
Hannah, smoking : that's the point
Delilah, drinking alcohol : we're trying to speed things up
Esmee : *eating raw cookie dough while nodding*
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Annika : depression and anxiety is a bit like radiation. there's always a little bit in the background, but not enough to kill you. then once in a while you get a free trip to Chernobyl
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Estella : if I had a dollar for every time I though about you, I'd only have one dollar cause you're the only thing I think about
Gracie, voice breaking, holding back tears : have fun being broke, idiot
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kidnapper : we have your daughter
Andy : I don't have a daughter?
kidnapper : then who the hell just asked for toast with peanut butter and a glass of milk?
Andy : oh god they have Maxxie-
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Natalia : I saved your life, doesn't that mean you owe me some sort of debt now?
Maxxie : nope. I'm your problem now. God wanted me dead and now you get to find out why.
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nurse : and would you rate your pain for me?
Janie who is barely even breathing : zero stars
nurse :
Janie : would not recommend
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someone : Quinn, I love you
Quinn : dude, shut up. that is awesomesauce!
someone :
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Hannah : me and Janie have decided we want kids
Austin : oh congrats-
Janie slamming adoption papers onto the counter : it's you, sign here
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Annika : I love you guys so much! I'm gonna be at all of your funerals.
Leo : why didn't you just say weddings?
Ari : or birthdays?
Oleg : also why are you so sure I'm dying before you?
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Andy : I should have left you on that street corner where you were standing
Ronan : butcha didn't
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October : I did something terrible
Austin : not to worry, I have a shovel!
October : wait, what do you think I did?
Austin : it doesn't matter, no one will ever know
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Austin : it's so hard to concentrate with that panicky tone of yours
Quinn : IT'S NOT A TONE I'M PANICKING
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Ronan : is something burning?
Andy : just my desires for you baby ;)
Ronan : Anderson, the stove is one fire
Andy :
Ronan :
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Austin : I have no parental figures here to tell me not to wrestle bears
Hannah : me. I am the parental figure here. I'm telling you. do not wrestle bears.
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Delilah : I don't know how you handle these people
Hannah : *watching Clover strangle Austin because he at their chips, Quinn and Gracie, rocking back and forth in a corner, Luz and Estella stabbing the counter because they can't actually stab an actual human being and October and Esmee chase a spider*
Hannah : I don't know either
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Delilah : what is Clover to you?
Luz : the reason I get up every morning
Delilah : aw, that's sweet
-that morning-
Clover : *barging into their room with heavy metal on full blast* WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
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Valeria : ah, my new business cards just arrived
the cards : "Please, do not contact me"
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Ari : could I have some space please?
Annika and her clingy ass self, laying their head in Ari's lap : it's your fault for being so perfect, so if you're gonna be mad at anyone be mad at yourself.
