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Andy: Ooh, somebody has a crush

Noelle: Pfft, I don't have a crush on Natalia I just think she's cool, it's not like I stay up at night thinking about her.

*Later that night*

Noelle, very much awake: Uh oh.

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Kate: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.

Danny: You're right, Kate.. Violence can't be the answer.

Kate: Correct, Danny. Now, on to the next lesso-

Danny: Violence is the question.

Danny: And the answer is yes!

Kate: Harley Daniella, no!!

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Kate: I made tea.

Danny: I don't want tea.

Kate: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.

Danny: Then why did you tell me?

Kate: It's a conversation starter.

Danny: It's a horrible conversation starter.

Kate: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

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Fei, playing a game with the gang : OOGA BOOGA BATTLE STANCE

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Brandon: Go ahead, Roxie. Let it out, cry. If you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old, you won't be able to cry.

Nathan: Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation

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Fei: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

Jessica: I think you mean cards.

Jacob: They did not.

Fei, pulling out knives: I did not.

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Susie: What's wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone's throat out.

Jessica: Fucking Fei and Jacob were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.

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Hunter : I bet fifty bucks

Natalia : oh yeah? I bet sixty

Ronan : I'm betting seventy

Andy : weak! I'm betting eighty

Noelle : STOP BETTING ON THIS

Maxxie :

Gianna :

Maxxie : I bet a hundred

Gianna : you're on bitch

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Noelle : Maxxie, get your head out of there, it's a microwave

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Annika at any given moment : I'M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR KNEECAPS AND USE THEM AS HOCKEY PUCKS

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Jacob: So does anyone have any healthy stress outlets?

Gianna: Screaming.

Maxxie: Violence.

Danny: Tea.

Natasha: Also violence.

Jacob: ...Okay, so we've got tea.

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*Raine and Natasha are attempting to conduct a seance*

Raine: We're not the ghosts, you're the ghost. Unless...

Natasha: You know, I guess I did get into that car accident a while ago and it was a pretty close call - it is possible that I'm dead right now.

Raine:

Raine: One time, I cut up an avocado, and there was a lot of meat left on the pit. And I put the avocado pit in my mouth-

Natasha: The entire pit? You put the entire pit in your mouth?

Raine: Yeah, and I started to just kind of lick the meat off of it, and at that moment I was like, 'if I sneezed right now, this thing would lodge into my throat', and ever since then I've kind of been terrified of avocados.

Raine: BUT the other thing is, I always thought, what if I did die then?

Natasha:

Raine:

Natasha: Fuck, dude.

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Fei : my middle name is Danger

Jacob : I thought it was Ming

Fei : it's pronounced danger

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Hunter, to Maxxie : it's okay birthday girl, throw me across the room

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Hunter, seeing a celebrity he likes : I wonder if they'll sign my forehead!

Natalia, pulling out a pen, just as excited : only one way to find out!

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Maxxie, picking up Gianna and shaking her like ragdoll after she thought Gianna was dead : I AM SO HAPPY YOU ARE ALIVE

Maxxie : you owe me five bucks

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Natalia at any given moment : speaking of embarrassingly small, where's Maxxie?

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Nanny : hey, I'll put in the *insert kid's movie* DVD

Roxie : I'm sixteen

Nanny : okay then put it in yourself

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Ruth : I want to see you get a date before I ascend to heaven to be with the angels

Natasha : and grandpa

Ruth : no, he is not up there

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Gianna : what? I was being booed and I panicked, what was I supposed to do?

Maxxie : suffer. you're supposed to suffer.

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