I update this so often because I barely have a life outside of wattpad
Jessica : I'm so over this dumbass school with all these fake ass people
Tessa : hey
Jessica : hey
Jessica : fucking bitch
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Celeste : Valeria as nineteen bottles of dish soap and she gives Liliana six-
Angelo : wait why Valeria have so many soaps?
Valeria, with nineteen bottles of dish soap : MIND YO BUSINESS, ANGELO
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Jessica : saw you hanging out with Tessa yesterday >:(
Susie : but Jessica, it's not what you think!
Jessica : I WON'T HESITATE BITCH
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Clarissa : remember kids, you can be anything you want (:
Elliot, like six : I wanna be president
Clarissa : aw Elliot, try a little small-
Elliot : BITCH YOU SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING I WANT
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everyone in my apply-fics adopting Danny : I want to see my little girl
me : here she comes
everyone in my apply fics : I want to see my little girl
Danny, holding like eight different weapons :
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Johnny : WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD
Roxie : ah dude
Artemis, sitting up : the fuck man
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Kate, talking about Ivy and Jo : and they were roommates
Mae : omg they were roommates
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Annika : two shots of vodka
*cup overflowing*
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Maxxie, yeeting her sunglasses : I don't wanna be cool anymore
*sunglasses fly back to her*
Maxxie : well I guess I don't have a choice
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Kate : there is only one thing worse than a weapon
*rips off paper so it says child weapon*
Danny and Samantha : a child
Kate : no-
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Laura : hey I'm lesbian
Lucie : I thought you were Canadian-?
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Della : is there anything better than pussy?
Della : yes, a really good song
*sick guitar solo*
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Inessa : mommy?
Annika : DO I LOOK LIKE-
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Clover C : hey, how much money do you have?
Mae : oh like 69 cents
Clover : oh, you know what that means!
Mae, sobbing : I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets
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Ronan : look at how cute these pens are
Andy : Ronan, that's gay
Ronan :
Ronan : Anderson, we've been dating for-
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*after Danny left*
Gianna : love is like beauty and the beast
Noelle, with Natalia sitting in her lap : love is what you're looking at right now
Maxxie : there is no such thing as love
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Danny : WHAT ARE THOSEEE
Samantha, confused as shit : they are my crocs
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Olympia, to every billionaire she's met : you're all going to hell
Olympia : goodbye!
