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Daily Life of a Watcher And Her Purple Snake Husband || Cookie Run Crackfic

Fanfiction

Caramel Arrow is way too much of a girlboss (Devsis confirmed) and lives with her beautiful malewife Affogato, who may or may not be homicidal. This is their daily life.

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Evil plans

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Affogato: My plan is all coming together! No more will I be fighting for a roof to sleep under, or a meal to eat. Once I take over the Dark Cacao kingdom, I'll have it all! Luxury...comfort...fame...all will be mine to claim! And after I become king of the Dark Cacao kingdom...I'll become the king of Earthbread! Muahahahaha!

I'll become the king of Earthbread! Muahahahaha! — Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

Caramel Arrow: Ahem?

Affogato: That is after I do the dishes of course! *nervous laughter*

A/N: (Insert comedic joke here)