Affogato: Sugar cube~! I got you some flowers!
Caramel Arrow: Huh? Oh thank you.
Affogato: *Hands her the bouquet* Here you go dear~ I know just how much you love flowers.
Caramel Arrow: *Takes it* Affogato...these are so pretty. You're so swe-
*A single bee suddenly flies out of the flowers*
Caramel Arrow: AHHHH!!
*Drops the bouquet and runs* GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!!
Affogato: *Scoffs* Caramel dear it's just a bee.
Caramel Arrow: *Takes out her blades* Yeah and it's HORRIBLE! Get rid of it! No, don't come near me!
Affogato: *Sighs and grabs a cup before trapping the bee and releasing it through the window* There.
Caramel Arrow: Oh thank goodness! Affogato, you truly do have the spirit of a Dark Cacao warrior!
Affogato: Caramel Arrow it was just a be-gyah!
*Affogato is interrupted as Caramel Arrow pounces on him and starts smothering his face with kisses.*
Affogato: Agh- Caramel Arrow! Wait- Slow down!
A/N: Inspired by the Last Cookie Standing episodes
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Daily Life of a Watcher And Her Purple Snake Husband || Cookie Run Crackfic
FanfictionCaramel Arrow is way too much of a girlboss (Devsis confirmed) and lives with her beautiful malewife Affogato, who may or may not be homicidal. This is their daily life.
