Young Caramel Arrow: Mama! Mama!
Caramel's Mother: Hm? Oh Caramel Arrow dear, aren't you supposed to be doing your training right now?
Young Caramel Arrow: Oh! Don't worry mama, I already did my 100 situps, push ups, squats and 6.2 mile run!
Caramel's Mother: *Laughs* Really? That was quick! Perhaps this is too easy for you...what about a 12.4 meter run?
*Claps hands* Get to it now!
Young Caramel Arrow: Oh wait! Before I do that...
*She took something out of her pocket and gave it to her mom*
Please give this letter to Affogato mommy! I know he left the Dark Cacao Kingdom, but I still want to talk to him! He said I should send him letters while he's away!
Caramel's Mother: *Takes the letters in her hand and frowns* Ah, interesting...
*Smiles* I will do so honey! Now, back to your training-
Young Caramel Arrow: Thanks momma! I'll go train now! Heehee~!
*Caramel Arrow runs off*
Caramel's Mother: ...
Maid Oat Milk?
Oat Milk: Yes madame?
Caramel's Mother: *Slips the letter into her hand* Light a fire in the east living room. Any letters that come to and from "Affogato" are to be burned. Understood?
Oat Milk: Ah! But won't Caramel Arrow-
Caramel's Mother: Understood?
Oat Milk:...
...understood.
A/N: "Marrissa what the fuck is happening with the timeline" Well I don't know either but have this random backstory chapter literally no one asked for! :D
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Daily Life of a Watcher And Her Purple Snake Husband || Cookie Run Crackfic
FanfictionCaramel Arrow is way too much of a girlboss (Devsis confirmed) and lives with her beautiful malewife Affogato, who may or may not be homicidal. This is their daily life.
