Crunchy Chip: *Opens the door slightly* Oh! There's Affogato! He's sitting at his desk...
Wildberry: Should we interrupt him? Isn't he doing work right now?
Dark Choco: If he is, it doesn't look like it. He's just...
*Squints*...staring off into space.
Crunchy Chip: Argh, doesn't matter, let's just go in!
*Slams the door open* AFFOGATO!
Affogato: *Nearly jumps out of his seat* Guaah! Captain!? Wildberry and Prince Dark Choco too...what in heavens are you all doing here?
Crunchy Chip: We came to talk to you! Me and Wildberry have huge news! But first, where in the fucking hell is Caramel Arrow? She really needs to hear this too.
Affogato: *Sweating* Oh Crunchy Chip...you know she's just off doing her duties...
Crunchy Chip: Ah well, we'll probably tell her later. Anyway Affogato me and Wildberry...got engaged!
*Links an arm with Wildberry and holds up his other hand with a silver ring on it* See!
Wildberry: I am quite pleased to be spending my entire life with you, Chip.
Crunchy Chip: Oooh Wildberry! *Giggles like a schoolgirl*
Affogato: Well sincerest congratulations to the both of you, but may I ask you kindly leave the room to continue doing your cringy flirting somewhere else, I am busy.
Dark Choco: Affogato, watch the tone. Moreover, how you are feeling right now is what we feel whenever you are with Caramel Arrow.
Affogato: *Blushing* What?! I-I am not that corny...
Crunchy Chip: Hahahaha! Nice joke, you're the most corniest person alive. Remember last week, when you wouldn't stop gushing to yourself about wanting to do "something" with Caramel Arrow?
Affogato: *Turns bright red in the face* W-W-Well that was about-errr umm-
Crunchy Chip: *Starts walking over to Affogato's desk* Or about the time I overheard you talking to Caramel Arrow and calling her your "sweet little noo noo"?
Affogato: *Literal tomato face* ..!!!
Wildberry: Heh. Noo noo.
Crunchy Chip: *Slams hand on desk* Or, or-
Caramel Arrow: Owww!
*Crunchy Chip is thrown backwards as the desk flips over, revealing a standing Caramel Arrow rubbing her sore head*
Affogato: Caramel!?
Wildberry: Phew, glad I managed to catch you in time, Chip. Are you hurt?
Crunchy Chip: Yeahhh but oowwwww, seriously Caramel Arrow the fucking hell you do that for!?
Caramel Arrow: Sorry! That was a reflex!
Dark Choco: And are you not going to tell us why you were hiding under Affogato's desk?
Caramel Arrow: *Glances nervously at Affogato* I was...doing my taxes! Like a proud citizen of the Dark Cacao Kingdom!
Wildberry: Under the table?
Caramel Arrow: Yes-
Affogato: *Coughs* Ehem, Caramel Arrow. You have not congratulated our newly engaged couple yet.
Caramel Arrow: Oh! Oh yeah! I-I'm really so happy for you both Crunchy Chip and Wildberry, congratulations! You two are so cute together! Have you planned the wedding yet?
Wildberry: Not yet, there's still a lot of things to consider. We are just telling everyone about our engagements currently.
Crunchy Chip: Oh oh! Let's go tell Choco Mousse! I bet they've been waiting to hear this!
Wildberry: Take care Caramel Arrow.
Caramel Arrow: You too little bros!
*Both Wildberry and Crunchy Chip leave the room.*
Caramel Arrow: Hmmm, isn't it nice that we'll be having not only one, but two new additions to the family coming soon Affogato?
Affogato: Mhm. Speaking of which...
*Pulls Caramel Arrow onto his lap and kisses her*
Dark Choco: You...both are still aware I'm in the room, correct?
Caramel Arrow: *Pulling away form Affogato* M-My prince-
Dark Choco: It's fine, you both should feel free to continue...whatever you're doing. But since you two cannot keep your hands off eachother for two minutes, I'm afraid it's my time to depart.
*Dark Choco turns around and leaves.*
Affogato:...Caramel Arrow, I'm not corny am I dear?
Caramel Arrow: Shut the fuck up, you are.
A/N: Yaaaay I'm finally at the chapters I've been wanting to write at the start of this fic
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Daily Life of a Watcher And Her Purple Snake Husband || Cookie Run Crackfic
Hayran KurguCaramel Arrow is way too much of a girlboss (Devsis confirmed) and lives with her beautiful malewife Affogato, who may or may not be homicidal. This is their daily life.
