Child Caramel Arrow: Hey Affo! Do you wanna hear something my mom told me?
Child Affogato: Eh, what is it?
Child Caramel Arrow: Well, I overheard from some of the villagers that two people are getting married tomorrow. So I asked my mom what that is, and she told me that it's when people who love each other very much decide to stay together forever!
Child Affogato: Well, that is one way of putting it...
Child Caramel Arrow: Yeah! We should get married in the future too!
Child Affogato: *Flustered* H-Huh!? C-Caramel Arrow!
Child Caramel Arrow: Hm? Why are you so red in the face Affogato? Did I say something wrong?
Child Affogato: W-Well, marriage is a lot more than staying together...
Child Caramel Arrow: Really? What more do people do when they get married?
Child Affogato: Well they also do other romantic stuff like...cuddling and holding hands and k-k-kissing...
Child Caramel Arrow: Hmph! I don't care! I'll still marry you!
Child Affogato: Huh!? N-No!
Child Caramel Arrow: *Wraps arms around Affogato* Yes!
Child Affogato: C-Cara!
Child Caramel Arrow: I don't care what anyone says! I will marry you!
Child Affogato: *Blushing* ...
~Mac deez nuts~
Caramel Arrow: Affogato? Are you alright? You haven't touched your food.
Affogato: Hm? Oh no, I'm fine. Just...remembering things.
Caramel Arrow: Alright...but talk to me if something is bothering you okay?
Affogato: Alright love.
...
*Thinking to himself* Does she really not remember..?
A/N: So the lore thickens...
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Daily Life of a Watcher And Her Purple Snake Husband || Cookie Run Crackfic
FanficCaramel Arrow is way too much of a girlboss (Devsis confirmed) and lives with her beautiful malewife Affogato, who may or may not be homicidal. This is their daily life.
