Affogato: Caramel Arroooow~!
*Affogato smiles as he sees Caramel Arrow groggily walk towards him.*
Caramel Arrow: *Drowsy* Whaaa...t is iiiitt....
Affogato: Oh dear, you look so awfully tired! Did you sleep well? You slept in today, so I was quite worried about you.
Caramel Arrow: *Wraps her arms around Affogato* Mmmmm...I had such a late shift...
Affogato: Oh my! That is unacceptable! Come now, I'll make you some breakfast that'll wake you right up! What do you want?
Caramel Arrow: Mmmm....I want....you...
*Starts pressing kisses to his neck.*
Affogato: Oh~! Caramel~!
*Yelps as Caramel Arrow grabs his hips and presses them against hers*
A-Ah~!? Caramel!? W-
Crunchy Chip: Really you two? Right in front of my salad?
Caramel Arrow: *Letting go of Affogato* SBIDAHKSJDOSJDKDJDOSN CUNCHY CHIP??? HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE!?
Crunchy Chip: Long enough to witness...whatever this is.
*Stands up from table* I'm leaving before I gouge my eyes out. Oh, and I'm taking this salad with me if you don't mind.
Caramel Arrow: *Blushing* Oh! B-Bye Crunchy!
Affogato: ...
Crunchy Chip: Have fun you two.
*Crunchy Chip slams the door behind him as he leaves.*
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FanfictionCaramel Arrow is way too much of a girlboss (Devsis confirmed) and lives with her beautiful malewife Affogato, who may or may not be homicidal. This is their daily life.
