Caramel Arrow: *Literally beating the shit outta Affogato*
You like that you snake?Affogato: I love you
Caramel Arrow: Wait what?
Affogato: I said I love you.
Caramel Arrow: I love you too.
Wait what-
A/N: *Gwen voice* And then they BONED.Also, wow 100 reads already?! This shitpost book is growing faster than I thought 😅
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Daily Life of a Watcher And Her Purple Snake Husband || Cookie Run Crackfic
FanfictionCaramel Arrow is way too much of a girlboss (Devsis confirmed) and lives with her beautiful malewife Affogato, who may or may not be homicidal. This is their daily life.