Caramel Arrow is way too much of a girlboss (Devsis confirmed) and lives with her beautiful malewife Affogato, who may or may not be homicidal.
This is their daily life.
Affogato: Oh!? OwO!? The cherry blossoms are so kawaii >w<!!! They say if you walk under the Sakura trees with someone, you fall in love♡♡♡♡ Isn't that so subarashī :333???
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Caramel Arrow: Kon'nichiwa Affogato-kun.
Affogato: O////O!!!! UHH-UHMMMM Hi Caramel-chan! *Blushes* Ohhh Caramel-chan...you're eyes are so kawaii☆!! And you're muscles are sugoi dekai >~<!!!
Caramel Arrow: Arigato, Affogato-kun.
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Affogato: U-Uhm Caramel-chan @~@ *Twiddles thumbs CUTELY* W-Would you please go on a walk with me >////<
Caramel Arrow: Of course, you are a kawaii boy after all.
Caramel Arrow: *Picks up Affogato and cradles him like a baby* Come now.
Affogato: UWAHHH!??! C-Caramel-chan are you sure this is necessary >////<!!!??? You're carrying me in your big beefy arms in public.... -////- But your arms are so s-s-soft @~@ I d-don't mind as much anymore...
Caramel Arrow: It's okay Affogato-kun. I'll keep you safe in my arms.
Affogato: Oh Caramel-chan~~~~~♡♡♡♡!!!! I rabu you so much <33333!!!C-Could we k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-kiss >////<????
Caramel Arrow: Yes, my bebīgāru.
*Slurping noises*
~Sans Undertale~
*Licorice looks worriedly at Affogato laying dazed on the floor. Affogato's eyes are red and his mouth is twisted into a crooked smile.*
Licorice: Great swan Poison Mushroom how many shrooms did ya give the guy!? He's high off his rocker right now!
Poison Mushroom: So many shrooooomies! The more the betteeeer!
Licorice: What!? You little...! Why are you even giving him shroomies anyway!? Didn't you hear Dark Enchantress say to keep your shroomies for our ENEMIES?
Poison Mushroom: Huhhhh? But everyone deserves a shroomie...
Licorice: Ugh, whatever! *He picks up Affogato's legs* Now that you got us into the mess, help me get him out of here! And quickly! Dark Enchantress and Pomegranate are scary on their own but Affogato's wife...she's more terrifying than I thought!
Poison Mushroom: *Picks up Affogato's head* Affogato hassss a wifeeee? Can I give her a shroomie too?
Licorice: No you idiot! Stop giving people shroomies! Now move him through here- Ack! Not like that! Poison Mushroom!
A/N: Haha, get April Fooled >:)
Also thanks for 10k reads (no joke, no cap) I love all of you guys so much and thank you all for being so supportive! I'll post a 10k special soon after :>
